"Free Willzyx"
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Episode no. Season 9
Episode 13
Production no. 913
Original airdate November 30, 2005
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"Free Willzyx" is the thirteenth episode of Season Nine, and the 138th overall episode of South Park. It aired on November 30, 2005 [1].

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The boys are at SeaWorld Sea Park in Denver, Colorado where they are watching the antics of Jambu, an orca. While the other boys go elsewhere Kyle wants to study the whale in more detail; while getting a closer look at Jambu, Kyle is surprised to hear the whale speak. Jambu's voice is actually being provided by one of the hosts of the whale show, Brian. He and his partner, Mike, are bored and taking great delight in playing a practical joke. "Jambu" tells Kyle about his dream to one day go to space in a big rocket ship. Kyle runs off to find the other boys. He brings them back to the tank, but for now Jambu remains silent. The bored hosts realize that their audience has returned. They claim that Jambu, whose real name is 'Willzyx' (pronounced "Willziak"), will die unless he returns to his wife and family's home on the moon. That's enough for the boys; when they get back home they rally the other boys to help them liberate Jambu. They put together a plan that involves the pool from Clyde's backyard, Timmy's wheelchair, the Russian government and all of their skateboards. The boys sneak into Sea Park and manage to free Jambu. The next morning at the Sea Park, Mike and Brian start panicking when they realize that the boys from South Park are responsible for the whale-napping.


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In Russia, the government is looking for a way to raise money and they take a call from Kyle who wants to hire them to take Willzyx to the moon. When they give their price of $20 million, Kyle tries to explain what they are really trying to do. The Russians interpret his explanation as a prank call from George Bush. The boys decide to shop around for a third world country with a cheaper space program and they need to hide the whale. Since everyone is on the lookout for the whale, if it remains outside, eventually someone will see it. At the Sea Park in Denver, protesters from the Animal Liberation Front (ALF) have gathered to applaud the whale liberators. Brian and Mike are in South Park looking for the whale; they find the pool behind Clyde's house, along with a broken fence. While looking at the pool, they find whale feces, but see that the whale and the boys are gone. The whale is inside, in Kyle's bedroom to be exact, where the boys are keeping him wet. Kyle is on the phone with the Japanese while Jimmy, Timmy and Tweek are at the Chinese Embassy, but everyone's price is too high. Stan and Craig are in Mexico, where they find that MASA (Mexican Aeronáutica y Spacial Administración) will take their whale to the moon for $200. Brian and Mike find out that the boys are going to Tijuana.

The boys are on the road to Tijuana when their truck is stopped by Brian and Mike. The hosts are about ready to tell the boys the truth, when the police arrive, but the ALF comes to their rescue as the whale is saved in a hail of gunfire. Mike and one of the police officers are killed by the ALF during the firefight. The ALF leader drives the van for the boys as they resume their trip to Tijuana. In Tijuana, the rocket is being prepared. The ALF leader and the boys crash through the Mexican border, and the boys work on getting the whale into the water. They get the whale into the water and the ALF is declaring victory when, to their surprise, the manager of Sea Park and everyone else present watch the Mexican rocket get launched into space, with a whale in tow while a mariachi band plays to celebrate Mexico's first successful space project. The boys celebrate their victory back home; meanwhile, on the moon, the asphyxiated whale lies dead. The end credits roll over this shot in silence.


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