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"Defeat the Underpants Gnomes/Script" | "Forging Alliances/Script" | "Recruit the Girls/Script" | 
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Script[]
| Forging Alliances | |
| Upon completion of Defeat the Underpants Gnomes quest, the New Kid leaves home, and finds their combat buddy calling for an emergency meeting | |
| Hey, there's an emergency meeting at the Elven Forest. | |
| The New Kid travels to the Elven Forest and finds many of the boys seated | |
| Ah, Commander Douchebag has decided to bless us with his presence. Let's get started. | |
| The New Kid takes a seat | |
| Humans and elves of Zaron. A great evil has descended upon us. After researching last night, I believe we are facing a threat to our entire world. [starts a presentation on a large screen] Clyde's fortress of darkness is over four stories tall. So far, he has recruited at least fifty warriors to be on his team, and he... | |
| At this point, Cartman begins giggling | |
| [laughs, turning to Butters] Leave it to Kyle. | |
| You have something to say, wizard? | |
| Uhh... nothing. Just think it's kind of funny how drow elves in the Middle Ages can use Powerpoint. | |
| You guys, this is serious. Clyde is attempting to raise an army of darkness. I believe he is messing with something he cannot control. He has recruited many of our friends, and so, our only hope is for our two factions to join forces. | |
| Fuck! That! We do not team up with fucking elves! | |
| You got a better idea, Wizard fatass?! | |
| After what you elves did to us at the Battle of Wormsly Woods?! You think we'll ever trust you?! | |
| Yeah, you tell 'em, Butters! | |
| That... that was Jimmy's fault and he apologized. | |
| Oh! Oh, we're apologizing now? How about we apologize for breaking the rule about using arcane fire magic? | |
| Yeah! | |
| Hey! That was the humans rule, not ours! | |
| Join forces, my paladin ass! Only a good elf is a dead elf! | |
| Why don't you s-s-suck my elven d-dick, Butters? | |
| Enough! Whether we are human or elf isn't going to matter one bit if all of Zaron is taken over by German zombies! We saw what that green stuff does. We better figure out a way to stop Clyde or there won't be a world to fight in! | |
| Even if we join forces, we don't have enough warriors. | |
| So we recruit more factions to join us. The Pirates. The Federation. And... the girls. | |
| The girls?! | |
| Kyle, the girls are not gonna fuckin' play with us! | |
| Yeah, dude. We can't convince girls to do this. | |
| No, but maybe the new kid can. The new kid has a power we have yet to understand. He makes friends on Facebook faster than any we have seen. | |
| He is really good at getting Facebook friends. I'll give him that. | |
| Find a way to get the girls to side with us, Commander Douchebag. I'll deal with the other factions. The rest of you, return to your stations and prepare for war. | |
| Huzzah! | |
| End of Forging Alliances | |