United States Border Patrol

United States Border Patrol
Type	Government Agency
Occupation	Law Enforcement
Appearances
First	"The Last of the Meheecans"
Times	2

The United States Border Patrol, also known as the U.S.B.P., is a United States federal law enforcement agency. Their mission is to prevent and detect illegal aliens, terrorists and prevent illegal trafficking of contraband and people. Their only main role was in the episode "The Last of the Meheecans".

Background

Logo of the United States Border Patrol

In "The Last of the Meheecans" the Mexicans realize that they would be better in Mexico rather in the United States after they misinterpret Butters' desire to "cross the border" and rejoin his friends as a genuine desire to return to Mexico, and a mass exodus of Mexican immigrants soon begins. As more and more Mexicans leave, the Border Patrol is tasked with keeping Mexicans in the U.S. instead of keeping them out. USBP even starts recruiting volunteers but with minimal effect.

Volunteer 5 is seen in the episode "Where My Country Gone?" as one of Mr. Garrison supporters near Niagara Falls.

Appearance

Army Green Uniform

• Worn by most officers of the Border Patrol, it includes black shoes, army green pants, and a shirt with short or long sleeves with CBP (Customs and Border Protection) patch on the right sleeve and circular legacy Border Patrol patch on the left sleeve. On the right side of the shirt is the USBP badge and on the left is the officers' golden or black nametag. On their black duty belts are walkie talkies, revolvers, and 1 to 3 black pouches.
• Additional accessories include a white undershirt, black tie, green or brown cap with USBP logo, light brown campaign hat, a bulletproof vest, shoulder microphone, baton on the duty belts, sunglasses, Shirt Collar Rank Insignia, U.S. flag on the right sleeve instead of CPB patch and radio earpiece.
• This set is worn by these officers: Superior Officer (Division Chief), Charlie/Marcus Andrews, Richards 1, Richards 2, Richards 3, Johnson, Unnamed Male Officer, Unnamed Female Officer

Navy Blue Uniform

• Worn by few officers of the Border Patrol, it includes black shoes, navy blue pants, and a shirt with short or long sleeves with CBP (Customs and Border Protection) patch on the right sleeve and circular legacy Border Patrol patch on the left sleeve. On the right side of the shirt is USBP badge and on the left is the officers' golden nametag. On their black duty belts are walkie talkies, revolvers, and 1 to 3 black pouches.
• Additional accessories include a black or white undershirt, navy blue cap with BP logo, shoulder microphone, baton on the Duty Belts, sunglasses, and black gloves.
• This set is worn by these officers: Warfeld, Anders, Jacobs

Desert Tan Uniform

• Worn only by one officer of the Border Patrol, it includes desert tan shoes, pants, and shirt with long sleeves with CBP (Customs and Border Protection) patch on the right sleeve and circular legacy Border Patrol patch on the left sleeve. On the right side of the shirt is the USBP badge and on the left is the officers' black nametag. On his black duty belt are a walkie talkie, a revolver, and two black pouches.
• Additional accessories include a black undershirt, shoulder microphone, baton on the duty belt, and desert tan gloves.
• This set is worn only by Male Officer with Unreadable Name Tag

Prominence

• "The Last of the Meheecans"
• "Where My Country Gone?"

Officers

United States Border Patrol Officers and Volunteers

Eric Cartman

Superior Officer (Division Chief)

Charlie/Marcus Andrews

Richards 1

Richards 2

Richards 3

Johnson

Warfeld

Anders

Jacobs

Male Officer with Unreadable Name Tag

Unnamed Male Officer

Unnamed Female Officer

Unnamed Male Helicopter Pilot

K9 German Shepherd

Volunteer 1

Volunteer 2

Volunteer 3

Volunteer 4

Volunteer 5

Volunteer 6

Volunteer 7

Vehicles

United States Border Patrol Vehicles

4x4 Offroad Pickup (mostly resembles "Chevrolet Silverado 3500")

SUV (mostly resembles "Chevrolet Chevy Tahoe")

ATV (Unknown)

Water Truck (Unknown)

Boat (mostly resembles "Coastal Enforcement Class30-Foot Intrepid")

Helicopter (mostly resembles "Bell UH-1H Huey II")

Gallery

Images of United States Border Patrol

One of Border Towers on US/Mexico border

Andrews and his Superior Officer looking for any attempts to cross the border

Mexicans climbing over the fence to get back to Mexico

Andrews and his Superior Officer confused about what is happening

Border Patrol volunteers including Eric Cartman

Officer Andrews explaining the use of P-29 stun baton

Andres handing Stun Batons to volunteers

"This is gonna be so fuckin' sweet."

Officer Richards spots immigrants trying to cross back into Mexico

Superior Officer commanding Mexicans to "Turn around and get back to work!"

Andrews saying they are gonna need backup due to a big number of immigrants

Cartman opening the water truck valve resulting in a big puddle

Mexican surprised by what just happened

Cartman throwing his Stun Baton into water

Mexicans experience electrical shock as 4000 watts go through their bodies

Superior Officer complimenting Cartman for his good solution on stopping Mexicans

Andrews and Unnamed Male Officer releasing Mexicans in San Francisco

One of the Border Crossings between US/Mexico

Officers Richards and Johnson with K9 German Shepherd approaching a suspicious vehicle

Richards opens the truck door

Richards orders Mexicans to get out of a van

USBP looking for Mexicans in the Pacific Ocean

USBP found a small group of Mexicans in a small wooden boat

Cartman releasing the group of Mexican at Santa Monica Beach in Los Angeles

Cartman and Johnson looking for Mexicans in a helicopter

Shot of the border with all officers

Richars 3 talking about the frequency of Mexicans trying to cross the border

Superior Officer (Division Chief) giving his thoughts: "When we asked Obama to stop illegal immigrants, we didn't mean to make the US so shitty they wouldn't wanna come anymore."

Andrews notices someone on the Mexican side of the border

They are all surprised about the news.

Charlie/Marcus and Superior Officer (Division Chief) looking at Butters

Superior Officer (Division Chief) cheering about Butters coming back to the U.S> and shouting at him to come in

Superior Officer (Division Chief) ordering officers to open the gate

Everyone shouting at Butters to come back to the U.S.

"Game on!"

Cartman opens fire on Butters

Superior Officer (Division Chief) shouts at Cartman for trying to stop Butters

Entire Border Patrol trying to get Cartman

Cartman chasing Butters on Coastal Enforcement Class30-Foot Intrepid boat

Officers in Helicopter open fire on Cartman

Butters celebrating his victory over Cartman

Trivia

• Johnson and Volunteer 4 later appear in "Season Finale" as the prison guards.