In Chicago, as Stan and Kyle were chasing the 911 Truth Webmaster, the latter was shot down by Mr. Hardly, who then escorts the boys to his mansion. He revealed to the boys as the Hardly Boys' father, and explained the events behind the 911 conspiracy.
Mr. Hardly sports grey hair and a full beard. He wears a dark green jacket, blue shirt with a blue striped tie, brown pants and brown shoes.
- "Mystery of the Urinal Deuce"
- "Britney's New Look" - Seen taking photos of Britney Spears along with many other people.
- Credited as "Detective Hardly" in ""South Park" Mystery of the Urinal Deuce (TV Episode 2006)". IMDb.com.