Fastpass is the superhero alter-ego of Jimmy Valmer. He made his debut appearance in the Season Twenty-One episode, "Franchise Prequel".


Fastpass wears his usual yellow long sleeve T-shirt, blue jeans, and black boots as well as his crutches. On his shirt however, there is a lightning bolt emblem on it. He also wears red headphones with yellow lightning bolts taped on each side.


Fastpass is one of the more rational-minded among the superhero members, evident where he manages to get The Coon to convince Toolshed to cooperate in the second night, stating that it is what The New Kid wants; also in the third night he manages to defuse the situation between the Coon and Friends and Freedom Pals in front of the police station, saying that they need to rescue Classi from the corrupt cops, resulting in the two factions working together for the night (and eventually getting them unified).


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Fastpass sided with Coon and Friends during the civil war. He also runs a Fast Travel station network, transporting people, including The New Kid, from one station to another.

He first appears in the Coon Lair, assigned by The Coon to go to the mayor's office, telling that they are on the job to locate Scrambles the missing cat; he seemed to be the only person who actually had the job done, as the other ones ended up trapped in their own problems. The mayor, on the other hand, received the message, but didn't take note about it at all.

Fastpass then opened a Fast Travel business, requesting The New Kid to set up stations for him. After two stations has been discovered, the Fast Travel System will be considered "fully operational", and he will serve as an available Combat Buddy ever since.

After "the stripper with the dick tattoo", known as Classi is successfully cornered by the Coon and Friends on the first night, Fastpass proceeds to take her back to his house upon Liane Cartman issuing her threat to call the Coon and Friends members' parents for staying up late at night.

He assists The New Kid the next day in interrogating Classi, as well as giving a boost to The New Kid by providing a DNA slot upgrade for The New Kid.

After The New Kid successfully obtains Classi's prescription from the drug store, Fastpass will page to The Coon on the whereabouts of the cats after Classi opens up on where the missing cats are being held up.

Later in the day, Fastpass will be the person who informs that a member from their rival faction wants to meet with the team up at the playground, the member is revealed as Toolshed; though the meeting eventually broke down into a full-on confrontation.

After the confrontation is dealt with, he has no major in the storyline from that point on, basically just taking part in meetings and combats, and also tagging along wherever the Coon and Friends (and later the united Freedom Pals) are headed to.


Despite his crippled legs, Fastpass is a quintessential Speedster hero, relying on his blistering speed for most of his abilities. He specializes in mobility, being able to attack and support from a decent range, and his Blind Side ability makes him invisible for a turn, somewhat compensating for his poor health. That being said, Fastpass is quite frail and vulnerable when he's not invisible, and his damage output is quite low outside of his Ultimate.

South Park: The Fractured But Whole Superhero
Fastpass Information
Portrait fastpass.png Class Speedster
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Move Stats mc movement.png 3
Description Mild-mannered Stand-up comedian Jimmy Valmer by day, classic Speedster by night, Fastpass blind sides evil with quickness, invisibility, and a potent heal. Also provides a handy fast-travel service.
List of abilities
Ability Range Attribute Effect Status
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Burning Lap
Trample and apply Burning to all foes in a row.
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682.5% Damage

525% Damage

393.75% Damage

315% Damage

Icon burning.pngBurning
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Blind Side
Damages foes and grants Fastpass Invisibility.
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260% Damage

200% Damage

150% Damage

120% Damage

Icon invisible.pngInvisible
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Hit and Run
Strike a foe from range.
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325% Damage

250% Damage

187.5% Damage

150% Damage

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Swap spots with an ally and Heal them.
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450% Heal None

Quests Given


  1. ""South Park" Cripple Fight (TV episode 2001)". Retrieved on August 11, 2012.
Playable Fractured But Whole Characters
The Amazing Butthole | The Coon | Mysterion | Professor Chaos | Human Kite | Toolshed | Fastpass | Mosquito | Tupperware | Super Craig | Wonder Tweek | Call Girl | Captain Diabetes | Henrietta | Mintberry Crunch
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