The Excalibur barker first appears when Chef and the boys bring the "Rune Stone of Gaelic" to the Excalibur Casino. He initially says that he cannot help them, but he then switches his tone of voice and tells them to follow him to see the sorcerer. He seems to believe that Americans are extremely unintelligent because they didn't think that a "curse word" actually meant a "cursed word".
The Excalibur barker has medium-length red hair and red eyebrows. He wears the Excalibur uniform consisting of a golden crown, a blue apron with "Excalibur", and an image of a blue and green shield with two swords in an "X" shape on it, pink pants, pointy blue shoes, and blue gloves. He initially has a normal speaking voice when first talking to Chef and The Boys, but switches to a more sinister voice when they show him the stone.
- ""South Park" It Hits the Fan (TV episode 2001)". IMDb.com.
|Minor characters from Season Five|
|The Afghan Boys | Barbara Garthunk | Buddha | Carrie Quinn Dolan | Cher and Sonny Bono | David Blaine | Donald Trump | Drew Carey | Dr. Larry | Ed Sullivan | Enrique Iglesias | Excalibur barker | Excalibur sorcerer | Fleetwood Mac | Frank Fun | Gary Condit | Geldon | George W. Bush | Gloria Allred | GS-401 | IRS agents | Jack Tenorman | Jada Pinkett Smith | John and Patricia Ramsey | The Knights of Standards and Practices | Kobe Bryant | Krishna | Kyle Schwartz | Lao Tse | Laura Bush | Madonna | Mr. Farnickle | Mr. Grazier | Mrs. Farnickle | Mrs. Tenorman | Muhammad | O.J. Simpson | Old farmer | Osama bin Laden | Predator | Radiohead | Sam, David, and Chris | Scott and Tyler | Seaman | Snoop Dogg | Some Puerto Rican guy | Stephen and Martha Thompson | Steven | Super Best Friends | Ted | Will Smith | Zytar|