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"Even A Miracle Needs A Hand" was sung by Kyle Broflovski and Stan Marsh in the Season Four episode, "A Very Crappy Christmas". This is a song by Rankin/Bass and Maury Laws that featured in their 1974 Christmas special Twas the Night Before Christmas.

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After Cartman leaves during the production of the boys' animated short for the town, Kyle lifts Stan and Kenny's spirits with a classic Christmas song.

Lyrics[]

Kyle:
Now, don't go saying that. There's always hope. Miracles happen most every day.

To people like you, and me.
But don't expect a miracle.
Unless you help make it to be.
You hope, and I'll hurry.
You pray, and I'll plan
We'll do what's necessary, 'cause
Even a miracle needs a hand!


Kyle:
You love-
Stan:
We love
Kyle:
-And I'll labor.
Stan:
Tralala
Kyle:
You sit-
Stan:
We sit.
Kyle:
-And I'll stand.
Stan:
Tralalalala
Kyle and Stan:
Get help from our next-door neighbor, 'cause
Kyle, Stan and the Hankey Family:
Even a miracle needs a hand!


Songs from Season Four
Annen Polka | Bu Bu Budio | Con te partirò | Dance of the Clogs | Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy | Democracy in Cuba | Der Hölle Rache | Don't Die On Us | Even A Miracle Needs A Hand | Fingerbang | Hukilau | I Can't Wait Until I Grow Up | I Don't Want to Wait | I Walk Hand in Hand with Jesus | If You're Happy and You Know It | Itsy Bitsy Spider | La donna è mobile | Little Bunny Foo Foo | Non più andrai | Old Time Rock and Roll | Page d'écriture | Silent Night | Spilled Blood on the Footsteps of My Mind (Revisited) | Circle of Poo | The Four Seasons: Spring | The Miracle Worker | The Prostitute Song | Third Grade Memories | Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld | Welcome to This World | Wendy's Audition Song | You Got It, Girl | You'll Never Find Another Love Like Mine

See also: List of Songs | List of Minor Characters from Season Four | Season Four

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