"Even A Miracle Needs A Hand" was sung by Kyle Broflovski and Stan Marsh in the Season Four episode, "A Very Crappy Christmas". This is a song by Rankin/Bass and Maury Laws that featured in their 1974 Christmas special Twas the Night Before Christmas.


After Cartman leaves during the production of the boys' animated short for the town, Kyle lifts Stan and Kenny's spirits with a classic Christmas Song.


Kyle: Now, don't go saying that. There's always hope. Miracles happen most every day.

To people like you, and me. But don't expect a miracle. Unless you help make it to be. You hope, and I'll hurry. You pray, and I'll plan We'll do what's necessary, 'cause Even a miracle needs a hand!


You love-


We love


-And I'll labor.




You sit-


We sit.


-And I'll stand.



Kyle and Stan:

Get help from our next-door neighbor, 'cause

Kyle, Stan and the Hankey Family:

Even a miracle needs a hand!

Songs from Season Four
Annen Polka | Bu Bu Budio | Con te partirò | Dance of the Clogs | Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy | Democracy in Cuba | Der Hölle Rache | Don't Die On Us | Even A Miracle Needs A Hand | Fingerbang | Hukilau | I Can't Wait Until I Grow Up | I Don't Want to Wait | I Walk Hand in Hand with Jesus | Itsy Bitsy Spider | La donna è mobile | Little Bunny Foo Foo | Non più andrai | Old Time Rock and Roll | Page d'écriture | Silent Night | Spilled Blood on the Footsteps of My Mind (Revisited) | The Circle of Poo | The Four Seasons: Spring | The Miracle Worker | The Prostitute Song | Third Grade Memories | Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld | Welcome to This World | Wendy's Audition Song | You Got It, Girl | You'll Never Find Another Love Like Mine

See Also: List of Songs | List of Minor Characters from Season Four | Season Four

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