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The European Fecal Standards and Measurements Board is an organization seen in the Season Eleven episode, "More Crap".


The EFSMB is an organization devoted to research on feces, headquartered in Zurich, Switzerland.

In "More Crap", Randy takes a shit the size of a football, which he believes is a record. However, Guinness World Records does not keep records for the size of poop, instead directing him to the European Fecal Standards and Measurements Office in Zurich. The organization comes to South Park and examines Randy's dump, determining that his shit is the largest crap ever, much to his delight.

However, Bono, the previous record holder, is incensed to find that he is now #2, and creates an even larger crap. Disheartened but no defeated, Randy decides to again try break the record and sets out to take another massive dump. Concerned about his father, Stan goes to Bono and asks him to concede the record. However, he finds out a shocking revelation: Bono did not take the biggest crap, he literally is the biggest crap, taken by the board leader back in 1960.

External links

  • - A fan-made website ostensibly maintained by the organization.

Minor characters from Season Eleven
Abraham Lincoln | Alex Hart | Allison | Angelina Jolie | Baahir Hassan Abdul Hakeem | Bill Donohue | Bono | Bradley | Charles Kincade | Chris Hansen | Cinderella | Council of Nine | Dr. David Nelson | Dr. Zonder | Emir Hadi | European Fecal Standards and Measurements Board | Frank Waters | Freddy Krueger | Gandalf the Grey | Glen | Glinda the Good Witch | Hare Club for Men | Hillary Clinton | Hillbilly Brigade | Jake Jabs | Jay Cutler | Jesse Jackson | Kelly Mayfield | Luke Skywalker | ManBearPig | Mayor of Imaginationland | Michael Bay | M. Night Shyamalan | Morpheus | Mr. Donaldson | Mr. Hakeem | Mrs. Hakeem | Nelly | Pastor Phillips | Pat Sajak | Patty Nelson | Pope Benedict XVI | Popeye | Professor Teabag | Queen Elizabeth II | Rauf Xerxes | Rita Struthers | Ron Zappolo | Ryan | Snarf | Stormtroopers | Strawberry Shortcake | Substitute teacher | Thad Jarvis | The Lollipop King | Thomas | Tom Shane | Travis Mayfield | The Ugly Kids | Tumon | Vanna White | Vice President Greg | Vladimir Stolfsky | Wario | Wonder Woman | Zeus

More information: List of minor characters from Season Eleven | Season Eleven