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"Eric Cartman/Alter Egos" is under construction. Some information may be missing.

This is a page of all of Eric Cartman's alter egos and other costumes.

Main Alter Egos

These are alter egos that have appeared in more than one episode.

The Coon

Main article: The Coon (Character)
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The Coon is Eric Cartman's superhero alter ego, first appearing in "The Coon".

He originally fought on his own as a vigilante, but later formed Coon and Friends with the other boys. After he attacked Mosquito and Mintberry Crunch, the group decided to kick him out. He then joined forces with Cthulhu and wrecked havoc across the world, before being stopped by Mysterion and Mint Berry Crunch.

The Coon reappeared in "Franchise Prequel" back with the group, where he stopped Professor Chaos from spreading fake news on the internet.

The Coon later appeared in South Park: The Fractured But Whole, where he and the rest of Coon and Friends tried to investigate strange goings on as well as trying to make his own cinematic universe, rivalling the Freedom Pals. The Coon, along with Mitch Conner, was later revealed to be behind the strange goings on in town.

The Coon is also a playable card in South Park: Phone Destroyer. He gets increased attack for each other superhero ally on the battlefield.

The Grand Wizard

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The Grand Wizard is Cartman's fantasy alter ego, first appearing in "The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers".

Along with Paladin Kyle and Ranger Stan, the Grand Wizard delivered a copy of The Lord of the Rings to Butters' House by order of Randy and Sharon. Unbeknownst to them, the box actually contained Back Door Sluts 9, the filthiest porn around. The group took the DVD back from Butters by order of Randy, and then went on a quest to return it to the Two Towers Video Store, only to be followed by Butters and The 6th Graders.

The Grand Wizard played a big part in the Black Friday trilogy as the leader of the group planning to get Xbox Ones on Black Friday. The group splits up since some people want to play Playstation 4s, and a console war begins. The Grand Wizard contacts Bill Gates for help who eventually fights the Sony President.

The Grand Wizard later appears in South Park: The Stick of Truth, where he is the leader of the Kingdom of Kupa Keep, protecting the stick of truth at all costs. The wizard teaches the New Kid how to use his farts as a weapon and can later become a boss if the New Kid sides with Kyle in the battle on the school.

The Grand Wizard is also a playable card in South Park: Phone Destroyer where he has a charged ability to damage, freeze and knockback enemies.

Mitch Conner

Main article: Mitch Conner
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Mitch Conner is Cartman's hand puppet first appearing in "Fat Butt and Pancake Head".

Cartman dresses up his hand as Jennifer Hopez for a report. He then makes his hand into a music artist that becomes more popular than the real Jennifer Lopez. This gets out of hand when the hand starts a love affair with Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez tries to kill Cartman for it. At the end of the episode, Jennifer Hopez reveals herself to be Mitch Conner.

Mitch reappears in "200" where he joins the group of celebrities suing South Park. He reveals to Cartman that he was lied to, and Liane is not his real father, so the two investigate who his father really is. When his father is revealed to be Jack Tenorman, Mitch Conner consoles Cartman, who is upset since his father is ginger, by telling him his father was a Denver Bronco.

Mitch Conner appears as the final enemy in South Park: The Fractured But Whole. He is revealed to have spiked the adult's drinks to increase crime in the city, so he can stop the crime and become the mayor, allowing every day to be Christmas day. He is defeated when he is confronted by his mom, who fucked his dad.

Cupid Me

Main article: Cupid Me
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Cupid Me is Cartman's Cupid imaginary friend who first appears in "Cartman Finds Love".

When Nichole Daniels starts at South Park Elementary, Cartman schemes with Cupid Me to try and get her together with Token Black. When the two break up, Cartman gets angry and beats Cupid Me up, but he later apologises to try and get the two together again. At the end of the episode, Cupid Me introduces him to a new girl, a halitosis sufferer, much to Cartman's horror.

Cupid Me reappears in "Tweek x Craig" where he works with Cartman to get Tweek and Craig together. Cupid Me tries to flirt with Cartman before helping and Cartman reluctantly agrees to a date and a massage.

Cupid Me is a playable card in South Park: Phone Destroyer. He is a separate card to the Cartman cards and appears as a flying ranged unit.

AWESOM-O 4000

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AWESOM-O 4000 is Cartman's robot alter ego who first appeared in "AWESOM-O".

AWESOM-O was a robot Cartman created to trick Butters into giving away all his secrets. This backfired when Butters revealed he knew one of Cartman's embarrassing secrets, and had taped him dancing with a Justin Timberlake cutout, so Cartman was forced to stay in the costume until he could find the tape. This gets out of hand when he is hired by a movie company and later by the military, who tries to take him apart. When Cartman farts in the robot costume, Butters discovers the truth and shares the tape with everyone.

AWESOM-O reappears as a playable card in South Park: Phone Destroyer as Cartman's sci-fi card. He has a charged ability which can freezes nearby enemies with a cosmic stomp.

Alter Egos From Season 1

Hypnotised Cartman

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Hypnotised Cartman was an alter ego from "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe".

In the episode, Cartman is probed by the Visitors who abduct him and he later is controlled by them. When zapped with a laser, he briefly sings I Love to Singa before reverting to his normal self.

Beefcake Cartman

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Beefcake Cartman was an alter ego from "Weight Gain 4000".

In the episode, Cartman wins an essay competition and gets his chance to be on TV. He uses Beefcake to try and bulk up to look good when he comes on.

Obese Cartman

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Obese Cartman was an alter ego from "Weight Gain 4000".

In the episode, Cartman gets extremely fat after taking Beefcake. When he is finally invited to meet Kathie Lee Gifford, his weight breaks the stage, sending Kathie flying just before Mr. Garrison gets a chance to shoot her. Cartman's obesity lands him a part on Geraldo Rivera's show, meaning he gets to be on TV after all.

Scuzzlebutt Cartman

Scuzzlebutt Cartman

Scuzzlebutt Cartman was an alter ego from "Volcano".

In the episode, Cartman tells the boys the story of Scuzzlebutt, but nobody believes him due to it being such a bad story. He then tries to frighten the boys by dressing up as Scuzzlebutt. This backfires when the boys believe him to be Scuzzlebutt and starts shooting at him.

Hitler Cartman

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Hitler Cartman was an alter ego from "Pinkeye".

In the episode, the school has a Halloween costume competition. Liane makes Cartman an Adolf Hitler costume. Cartman wears it, but Principal Victoria spots him and takes him into her office, where she shows him a video about dressing up like Hitler.

Ghost Cartman

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Ghost Cartman was an alter ego from "Pinkeye".

In the episode, after Principal Victoria berates Cartman for dressing like Hitler, she makes him a ghost costume using sheets, without noticing she actually makes him look like a member of the Ku Klux Klan. This scares Chef, who later berates him for it.

Shepherd Cartman

Shepherd Cartman

Shepherd Cartman was an alter ego from "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo".

At the start of the episode, the 3rd grade class are acting out the nativity play, with Cartman playing a shepherd. The nativity was interrupted by Sheila, annoyed that Kyle is playing in a nativity play, since they are Jewish.

Leotard Cartman

Leotard Cartman

Leotard Cartman was an alter ego from "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo".

In the episode, the school is forced to do a non-offensive, non-denominational Christmas Play after the town protests against multiple parts of the play being offensive. The play turns into a boring, minimalistic play with the class just wearing leotards and dancing around.

Native American Cartman

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Native American Cartman was an alter ego from "Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut".

In this episode, Cartman tries to find out who his real father is. After speaking to his mom, he finds out his dad might be Chief Running Water, a Native American. Cartman then dresses up as a Native American to embrace his culture.

Hip Hop Black Cartman

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Hip Hop Black Cartman was an alter ego from "Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut".

In this episode, Cartman tries to find out who his real father is. After speaking to Chief Running Water, he finds out his dad might be Chef. Cartman then dresses up like a black guy to embrace his culture.

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