Eric Cartman/Alter Egos

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This is a page of all of Eric Cartman's alter egos and other costumes.

Main Alter Egos

These are alter egos that have appeared in more than one episode.

The Coon

Main article: The Coon (Character)

The Coon is Eric Cartman's superhero alter ego, first appearing in "The Coon".

He originally fought on his own as a vigilante, but later formed Coon and Friends with the other boys. After he attacked Mosquito and Mintberry Crunch, the group decided to kick him out. He then joined forces with Cthulhu and wrecked havoc across the world, before being stopped by Mysterion and Mint Berry Crunch.

The Coon reappeared in "Franchise Prequel" back with the group, where he stopped Professor Chaos from spreading fake news on the internet.

The Coon later appeared in South Park: The Fractured But Whole, where he and the rest of Coon and Friends tried to investigate strange goings on as well as trying to make his own cinematic universe, rivalling the Freedom Pals. The Coon, along with Mitch Conner, was later revealed to be behind the strange goings on in town.

The Coon is also a playable card in South Park: Phone Destroyer. He gets increased attack for each other superhero ally on the battlefield.

The Grand Wizard

The Grand Wizard is Cartman's fantasy alter ego, first appearing in "The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers".

Along with Paladin Kyle and Ranger Stan, the Grand Wizard delivered a copy of The Lord of the Rings to Butters' House by order of Randy and Sharon. Unbeknownst to them, the box actually contained Back Door Sluts 9, the filthiest porn around. The group took the DVD back from Butters by order of Randy, and then went on a quest to return it to the Two Towers Video Store, only to be followed by Butters and The 6th Graders.

The Grand Wizard played a big part in the Black Friday trilogy as the leader of the group planning to get Xbox Ones on Black Friday. The group splits up since some people want to play Playstation 4s, and a console war begins. The Grand Wizard contacts Bill Gates for help who eventually fights the Sony President.

The Grand Wizard later appears in South Park: The Stick of Truth, where he is the leader of the Kingdom of Kupa Keep, protecting the stick of truth at all costs. The wizard teaches the New Kid how to use his farts as a weapon and can later become a boss if the New Kid sides with Kyle in the battle on the school.

The Grand Wizard is also a playable card in South Park: Phone Destroyer where he has a charged ability to damage, freeze and knockback enemies.

Mitch Conner

Main article: Mitch Conner

Mitch Conner is Cartman's hand puppet first appearing in "Fat Butt and Pancake Head".

Cartman dresses up his hand as Jennifer Hopez for a report. He then makes his hand into a music artist that becomes more popular than the real Jennifer Lopez. This gets out of hand when the hand starts a love affair with Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez tries to kill Cartman for it. At the end of the episode, Jennifer Hopez reveals herself to be Mitch Conner.

Mitch reappears in "200" where he joins the group of celebrities suing South Park. He reveals to Cartman that he was lied to, and Liane is not his real father, so the two investigate who his father really is. When his father is revealed to be Jack Tenorman, Mitch Conner consoles Cartman, who is upset since his father is ginger, by telling him his father was a Denver Bronco.

Mitch Conner appears as the final enemy in South Park: The Fractured But Whole. He is revealed to have spiked the adult's drinks to increase crime in the city, so he can stop the crime and become the mayor, allowing every day to be Christmas day. He is defeated when he is confronted by his mom, who fucked his dad.

Cupid Me

Main article: Cupid Me

Cupid Me is Cartman's Cupid imaginary friend who first appears in "Cartman Finds Love".

When Nichole Daniels starts at South Park Elementary, Cartman schemes with Cupid Me to try and get her together with Token Black. When the two break up, Cartman gets angry and beats Cupid Me up, but he later apologises to try and get the two together again. At the end of the episode, Cupid Me introduces him to a new girl, a halitosis sufferer, much to Cartman's horror.

Cupid Me reappears in "Tweek x Craig" where he works with Cartman to get Tweek and Craig together. Cupid Me tries to flirt with Cartman before helping and Cartman reluctantly agrees to a date and a massage.

Cupid Me is a playable card in South Park: Phone Destroyer. He is a separate card to the Cartman cards and appears as a flying ranged unit.

AWESOM-O 4000

AWESOM-O 4000 is Cartman's robot alter ego who first appeared in "AWESOM-O".

AWESOM-O was a robot Cartman created to trick Butters into giving away all his secrets. This backfired when Butters revealed he knew one of Cartman's embarrassing secrets, and had taped him dancing with a Justin Timberlake cutout, so Cartman was forced to stay in the costume until he could find the tape. This gets out of hand when he is hired by a movie company and later by the military, who tries to take him apart. When Cartman farts in the robot costume, Butters discovers the truth and shares the tape with everyone.

AWESOM-O reappears as a playable card in South Park: Phone Destroyer as Cartman's sci-fi card. He has a charged ability which can freezes nearby enemies with a cosmic stomp.

Alter Egos from Season One

Hypnotised Cartman

Hypnotised Cartman was an alter ego from "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe".

In the episode, Cartman is probed by the Visitors who abduct him and he later is controlled by them. When zapped with a laser, he briefly sings I Love to Singa before reverting to his normal self.

Beefcake Cartman

Beefcake Cartman was an alter ego from "Weight Gain 4000".

In the episode, Cartman wins an essay competition and gets his chance to be on TV. He uses Beefcake to try and bulk up to look good when he comes on.

Obese Cartman

Obese Cartman was an alter ego from "Weight Gain 4000".

In the episode, Cartman gets extremely fat after taking Beefcake. When he is finally invited to meet Kathie Lee Gifford, his weight breaks the stage, sending Kathie flying just before Mr. Garrison gets a chance to shoot her. Cartman's obesity lands him a part on Geraldo Rivera's show, meaning he gets to be on TV after all.

Scuzzlebutt Cartman

Scuzzlebutt Cartman was an alter ego from "Volcano".

In the episode, Cartman tells the boys the story of Scuzzlebutt, but nobody believes him due to it being such a bad story. He then tries to frighten the boys by dressing up as Scuzzlebutt. This backfires when the boys believe him to be Scuzzlebutt and starts shooting at him.

Hitler Cartman

Hitler Cartman was an alter ego from "Pinkeye".

In the episode, the school has a Halloween costume competition. Liane makes Cartman an Adolf Hitler costume. Cartman wears it, but Principal Victoria spots him and takes him into her office, where she shows him a video about dressing up like Hitler.

Ghost Cartman

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Ghost Cartman was an alter ego from "Pinkeye".

In the episode, after Principal Victoria berates Cartman for dressing like Hitler, she makes him a ghost costume using sheets, without noticing she actually makes him look like a member of the Ku Klux Klan. This scares Chef, who later berates him for it.

Shepherd Cartman

Shepherd Cartman was an alter ego from "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo".

At the start of the episode, the 3rd grade class are acting out the nativity play, with Cartman playing a shepherd. The nativity was interrupted by Sheila, annoyed that Kyle is playing in a nativity play, since they are Jewish.

Leotard Cartman

Leotard Cartman was an alter ego from "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo".

In the episode, the school is forced to do a non-offensive, non-denominational Christmas Play after the town protests against multiple parts of the play being offensive. The play turns into a boring, minimalistic play with the class just wearing leotards and dancing around.

Native American Cartman

Native American Cartman was an alter ego from "Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut".

In this episode, Cartman tries to find out who his real father is. After speaking to his mom, he finds out his dad might be Chief Running Water, a Native American. Cartman then dresses up as a Native American to embrace his culture.

Hip Hop Black Cartman

Hip Hop Black Cartman was an alter ego from "Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut".

In this episode, Cartman tries to find out who his real father is. After speaking to Chief Running Water, he finds out his dad might be Chef. Cartman then dresses up like a black guy to embrace his culture.

Alter Egos from Season Two

Cop Cartman

Cop Cartman was an alter ego from "Chickenlover".

In the episode, Officer Barbrady appoints the boys as honorary policemen while he tries to learn to read. Cartman takes to the streets to deal with the crime in town, pulling over people for speeding (even when they aren't) and dealing with a domestic disturbance. Cartman deals with the crimes violently, by repeatedly hitting people with his club and yelling "Respect Ma Authoritah!".

Undercover Cop Cartman

Undercover Cop Cartman was an alter ego from "Chickenlover".

In the episode, while as a cop, Cartman tries to trick people by dressing up as a prostitute, but with his cop uniform still on. When people pull over, he hits them like as a cop.

Dodgeball Cartman

Dodgeball Cartman was an alter ego from "Conjoined Fetus Lady".

In the episode, Cartman is part of the South Park Cows dodgeball team who, thanks to Pip, manage to make it to the big dodgeball finals against the Chinese. Since the Chinese are really skilled, the game gets vicious and Cartman, along with the other boys, gets injured.

Old Lady Cartman

Old Lady Cartman was an alter ego from "The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka".

In the episode, the boys try to trick Jimbo and Ned after they give the boys false information about Vietnam, making them fail their report. They come up with the Mexican Staring Frog story and make video footage of it, consisting of Cartman as an old lady fainting when seeing the frog.

Swimming Cartman

Swimming Cartman was an alter ego from "Summer Sucks".

In the episode, summer arrives in South Park and Cartman is forced to take swimming lessons. He hates it due to the first graders there that always pee in the pool. When the pool is closed due to the snake, Cartman finally manages to swim across the pool, only for the first graders to return soon after.

Cheesy Poof Commercial Cartman

Cheesy Poof Commercial Cartman was an alter ego from "Roger Ebert Should Lay off the Fatty Foods".

In the episode, Cheesy Poofs holds auditions for people to act in their commercial, and Cartman manages to win. He sings the Cheesy Poofs Theme Song for the auditioners, but his line is cut to just the "Lame" at the end. Cartman still sees this as a success.

Builder Cartman

Builder Cartman was an alter ego from "Clubhouses".

In the episode, Stan and Kyle build a clubhouse for Wendy and Bebe. Cartman decides to compete with them and build a clubhouse with Kenny, but he gets Kenny to do most of the work while he just makes the plans and relaxes.

Ming Lee

Ming Lee was an alter ego from "Cow Days".

In the episode, Kyle forces Cartman to enter the bull riding competition so they can win Terrance and Phillip dolls. Cartman practices for the competition, but is thrown off a mechanical bull and gets concussion, resulting in him thinking he's a Vietnamese prostitute called Ming Lee. He then proceeds to make love to Leonardo DiCaprio.

Crocodile Hunter Cartman

Crocodile Hunter Cartman was an alter ego from "Prehistoric Ice Man".

In the episode, Cartman watches the Crocodile Hunter and starts acting like Steve Irwin, hunting and putting on an Australian accent. He attempts to jam his thumb up a cow's butthole but the cow sits on him.

Alter Egos from Season Three

Getting Gay With Kids Cartman

Getting Gay With Kids Cartman was an alter ego from "Rainforest Shmainforest".

In the episode, the boys are forced to join Getting Gay With Kids, a choir group dedicated to saving the environment. Cartman doesn't care about the rainforest and annoys Ms. Stevens. The group change their goals when Ms. Stevens realises that the rainforest sucks.

Crucified Cartman

Crucified Cartman was an alter ego from "Spontaneous Combustion".

In the episode, the boys try to get Kyle's dad a "nerection" after overhearing that he can't get one. They mistake a resurrection for what Gerald needs and reenacts the resurrection, with Cartman as Jesus. Cartman is left on a hill on the cross until he dies and is resurrected.

Thin Cartman

Thin Cartman was an alter ego from "Spontaneous Combustion".

In the episode, Cartman is left on the cross for weeks, even after Gerald gets an erection. When the boys celebrate Randy's theory, they realise they forgot about Cartman and rush to find him. They find him thin, after surviving for three weeks with the fat stored up in his body.

Glasses Cartman

Glasses Cartman was an alter ego from "The Succubus".

In the episode, Cartman has to go to an opticians because of his eyes. The optometrist is cruel and forces Cartman to wear glasses, going as far as to staple the glasses to his head. Cartman is subsequently ridiculed by the other boys for his glasses.

Sumo Wrestler Cartman

Sumo Wrestler Cartman was an alter ego from "Tweek vs. Craig".

In the episode, the boys try to get Tweek and Craig to fight, with Cartman believing Craig will beat Tweek, and Stan and Kyle believing Tweek will beat Craig. Cartman trains Craig in the art of sumo wrestling, but Craig struggles to fight him due to his massive ass.

Wild Wild West Cartman

Wild Wild West Cartman was an alter ego from "Cat Orgy".

In the episode, Cartman plays Wild Wild West with Polly Prissypants when Shelly comes to babysit. He later dresses up like this when getting revenge on Skylar.

Chinpokomon Soldier Cartman

Chinpokomon Soldier Cartman was an alter ego from "Chinpokomon".

In the episode, the kids all join the Chinpokomon craze, which goes from simple dolls to a whole Chinpokomon camp. Japan then takes over the town and tries to get the kids to bomb Pearl Harbour, only for the parents to manage to bring an end to the fad.

Union Soldier Cartman

Union Soldier Cartman was an alter ego from "The Red Badge of Gayness".

In the episode, the town does an American Civil War reenactment, and the boys play union soldiers. Cartman plays the drums incorrectly, and the boys get annoyed. Cartman then leaves in a huff.

Robert E Lee Cartman

Robert E Lee Cartman was an alter ego from "The Red Badge of Gayness".

In the episode, Cartman dresses up as Robert E Lee and makes the Confederates win the war to win a bet against the boys. He then gets the soldiers drunk and gets them to take over the country. Stan and Kyle act out the peace treaty between Jefferson and Lincoln, ending the war and bringing down Cartman.

Period Cartman

Period Cartman was an alter ego from "Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus".

In the episode, Cartman believes he has got his period when he gets a stomach virus. When Kenny gets the virus too, Cartman makes a club for boys with periods, which Kyle joins after lying about his period.

Alter Egos from Season Four

Tooth Fairy Cartman

Tooth Fairy Cartman was an alter ego from "The Tooth Fairy Tats 2000".

In the episode, after getting money from the tooth fairy, the boys come up with an idea to get more teeth so they can make more money. The boys decide to sneak into Butters' house to try and steal the money Butters got. Cartman dresses up as a tooth fairy to fool him, with the boys lifting him up.

Rich Cartman

Rich Cartman was an alter ego from "The Tooth Fairy Tats 2000".

In the episode, the boys join Loogie's tooth fairy gang after being busted for stealing people's tooth fairy money. The job pays well and the boys end up becoming rich, and get dressed up as so.

Prisoner Cartman

Prisoner Cartman was an alter ego from "Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000".

In the episode, Cartman is arrested for a hate crime after hitting Token with a rock. He is taken to juvenile hall where he is forced to smuggle things up his ass for his cellmate, Romper Stomper.

Dream Fingerbang Cartman

Dream Fingerbang Cartman was an alter ego from "Something You Can Do with Your Finger".

In the episode, Cartman has a dream where he and the rest of the boys are a popular boy band, adored by millions of girls. He then wakes up and realises he's not a star.

Cartman dresses up again in this costume in Band in China, where he and the other boys reunite as Fingerbang to make a cheesy biopic that will be suitable for the Chinese government.

Fingerbang Cartman

Fingerbang Cartman was an alter ego from "Something You Can Do with Your Finger".

In the episode, Cartman decides to create Fingerbang for real after his dream, only to find many different complications with making a boy band, like having to find a fifth member and trying to get permission to perform in the South Park Mall.

Mayor Cartman

Mayor Cartman was an alter ego from "The Wacky Molestation Adventure".

In the episode, the children take over the town after sending all the adults to prison by accusing them of molestation. The town then splits up, with Cartman becoming the mayor of Smiley Town.

Alter Egos From Season 7

Metrosexual Cartman

Metrosexual Cartman was an alter ego from "South Park is Gay!".

In this episode, thanks to Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, metrosexuality becomes a fad across the town, with the boys joining in on the fad. When Kyle decides he doesn't want to join in, the boys kick him out of the group.

Faith + 1 Cartman

Faith + 1 Cartman was an alter ego from "Christian Rock Hard".

In the episode, Cartman tries to get a platinum album before Kyle to win a bet. He sets up a Christian rock band with Butters and Token, which gets popular fast. He throws a platinum album party, only to discover he can't get a platinum album with a Christian rock band and can only get myrrh.

Alter Egos From Season 8

Bulrog

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Bulrog was an alter ego from "Good Times with Weapons".

In the episode, the boys go to the county fair and manage to acquire some weapons by pretending their parents are dead. They then show their weapons off to Craig's Gang. When Professor Chaos comes to fight the boys, now dressed as ninjas, the boys try to fight him, leading to Kenny accidentally getting a star in Butters' eye. The boys then try to hide Butters from their parents.

Alter Egos From Season 10

Dawg the Hallway Monitor

Dawg the Hallway Monitor was an alter ego from "Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy".

In the episode, Cartman becomes the school hall monitor and takes his new authority very seriously. He finds out that Ike had been kissing Ms. Stevenson in the hallway and helps Kyle in stopping the two from making love.

Alter Egos From Season 12

Eric Cartmanez

Eric Cartmanez was an alter ego from "Eek, A Penis!".

In the episode, Cartman becomes the substitute teacher for the class while Mr. Garrison is on a break. He makes the kids pass thanks to cheating, which attracts interest by the Jim Davis High School. He then teaches the students how to cheat and helps them to pass.

Alter Egos From Season 13

The Rad Russian

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The Rad Russian was an alter ego from "W.T.F.".

In the episode, after watching the WWF, the boys get interested in wrestling and decide they want to try some on their own. They try the wrestling class at school but find it "gay". They then set up the Wrestling Takedown Federation, which gains popularity.

Bad Irene

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Bad Irene was an alter ego from "W.T.F.".

In the episode, the ratings for their new wrestling show improves after Bad Irene, a girl addicted to abortions, is introduced, played by Cartman. Vince McMahon comes to watch W.T.F. perform, considering signing them on, only for the show to be sabotaged by Mr. Conners.

Alter Egos From Season 18

Erica Cartman

Erica Cartman was an alter ego from "The Cissy".

In the episode, after being tired of the boys' toilet stalls always being used, he claims to be a transginger to get access to the girls' bathroom. After not being able to fight him, Principal Victoria gives in and gives Cartman his own bathroom.

CartmanBrah

Main article: CartmanBrah

CartmanBrah was an alter ego from "REHASH".

In the episode, after overhearing Kyle complain about Ike watching PewDiePie, Cartman decides to make his own Let's Play channel, where he comments on everything from people talking about games to school. The channel gets extremely popular and he ends up being part of the Washington Redskins: Go Fuck Yourself Holiday Special.

Alter Egos From Season 19

Ninja Cartman

Ninja Cartman was an alter ego from "Naughty Ninjas".

In this episode, the boys start playing ninjas. While Cartman thinks it is gay at first, he changes his mind after he sees passersby getting scared at them. He then tries to stop people from saying that he thought ninjas were gay, but due to the costume hiding people's faces and hair, he kidnaps Clyde instead of Kyle.

Alter Egos From Season 20

Token's Life Matters Cartman

Token's Life Matters Cartman was an alter ego from "Member Berries".

In the episode, a troll known as Skankhunt42 attacks the girls of the school. Due to his history, the boys and girls all assume Cartman is involved, with Cartman himself being nice to try and help the boys' reputation. The boys turn on him and smash his electronics to stop him trolling, only to discover he was not the troll.