The front page of Eavesdropper.
Eavesdropper is a website where private information is often posted. The website was central to the plot of the episode "Bass to Mouth". Eavesdropper was used by Lemmiwinks' older brother Wikileaks to post private, often embarrassing, stories about the students and faculty of South Park Elementary. This website was later shut down by the School Faculty after Wikileaks was killed by Lemmiwinks.
Eavesdropper and Wikileaks are a reference to the website WikiLeaks.
The following information was published on Eavesdropper:
- Pete Melman soiled his pants during social studies. He had to go to the school nurse and call his mother for a new pair of jeans. The phone call in question was also made available for listening on the website.
- A picture of a boy and Nelly kissing in a tree is shown, with the headline "Sitting in a Tree!! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!".
- A story about an apparent wedgie outbreak at South Park Elementary.
- Jenny Simon soiled her pants after being fed cupcakes laced with laxatives by Eric Cartman. She later attempted suicide. An e-mail from her boyfriend calling her "soft-serve Simon" was also published on Eavesdropper. A later story stated that Jenny Simon was still on suicide watch some time later.
- Token Black's private gym photos.
- An e-mail from Stan Marsh to Kenny McCormick concerning Elise Thompson's hot buttcrack. An excerpt read, "Dude, you should have been in PE today. Elise Thompson's butt crack was totally showing." Stan went on to call her butt crack "nice" and concluded that the whole experience was "pretty awesome".
- An undisclosed story on Craig Tucker.
- Stories on Emily and Tammy Nelson's mothers' problems with alcoholism.
- Tommy Edwards having a crush on Marla Watkins.
- Eavesdropper's biggest story ever, regarding the school faculty's attempt to add laxatives to an entire school lunch, was quashed before it could be publicly disclosed, due to Wikileaks' death.