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"Eat, Pray, Queef"
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Episode no. Season 13
Episode 4
Production no. 1304
Original airdate April 1, 2009
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"Eat, Pray, Queef" is the fourth episode of Season Thirteen, and the 185th overall episode of South Park. It first aired on April 1, 2009.[1]


Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys and it doesn't go over well.[1]


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Plot details follow.

The boys, as well as the male fourth-grade class, go to Cartman's house in anticipation for the latest episode of Terrance and Phillip. However, the episode doesn't air, as it is part of an April Fool's joke; instead, a new, similar show called The Queef Sisters airs in its place, which none of the boys like.

The next day, at the school, Cartman argues with the Canadian head of networking on a phone, and when the fourth-grade girls hear about this, Red says fellow student Samantha Dunskin can make herself queef on command; Wendy then says she has an idea. As the boys write a letter to Canada Channel against the Queef Sisters, Samantha, accompanied by the girls, show up and expels air from her vagina (called "queefing") in Butters' face. The boys are extremely disgusted and Butters freaks out then runs home screaming in sheer disgust. During a meeting at school, the boys' fathers demand a ban on queefing the next day, much to the town's women's anger.

Meanwhile, Terrance and Phillip's show is cancelled due to The Queef Sisters' rising popularity. The duo attempt to kill their rivals, but the plan backfires due to them immediately falling in love with them after they mention that Terrance and Phillip have been their idols since they were children. However, they end up fighting and the Queef Sisters kick them out of their home after getting into a fight. Moments later, Terrance and Phillip apologize and they make up with the Queef Sisters.

The town testifies in the case regarding the Butters/queefing incident. A female senator backs up her point by queefing exact lines of dialogue from "The Road Warrior". The next day, queefing is banned; however, Sharon and Shelley (Stan's mother and sister) are hurt and insulted by this, as they describe it as an example of sexism that still pervades society, and thus, Stan and his father Randy realize the point was actually about women's rights. All of the men in South Park get together and record an inspirational song called "Queef Free", a parody of "We Are the World". Finally, Terrance and Phillip marry The Queef Sisters, despite their obvious disgust within queefing.


  1. 1.0 1.1 Eat, Pray, Queef (Season 13, Episode 4).

  1304: "Eat, Pray, Queef" edit
Story Elements

Samantha DunskinQueef SistersMartha Stewart • "Queef Free"


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