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A dire bear is a bear found only in Canada, along with Wolves and Dire Snakes.

Background[]

During O Canada quest in South Park: The Stick of Truth, The New Kid is tasked by the Earl of Winnipeg to kill three dire bears. Later in the quest, two more dire bears would be fought in the Catacombs of Quebec to rescue the Minister of Montreal.

South Park: The Stick of Truth[]

Abilities[]

  • Canadian Greeting - The Dire Bear farts on the New Kid or his buddy and if it isn't blocked, inflicts Grossed Out as well as heavy damage.
  • Bear Balls - The Dire Bear throws 4 balls at both the new kid and his buddy. Inflicts Burning if not blocked.
  • Laser Eyes - The Dire Bear shoots lasers out of its eyes at the New Kid or his buddy, inflicting Ability Down if not blocked.
  • Bear Cry - The Dire Bear cub calls an adult Dire Bear into battle (Only available to Dire Bear cubs).

Trivia[]

  • They are capable of inflicting Dire Aids by using their normal melee attack on the player's character. You can cure Dire Aids at the hospital in Ottawa, but finishing the game with Dire Aids earns you the achievement Outpatient.
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