Diane Choksondik

Template:Past character Ms. Diane Choksondik was a character in the series South Park. She was the boys' new teacher after they started fourth grade and was voiced by Trey Parker (she is the only regular female character ever to be voiced by Parker or Stone.). Her name is a play on the phrase "chokes on dick."

Appearance

Ms. Choksondik is famous for her distinctive appearance; she has extremely exaggerated saggy breasts, is overweight, and has a drifting lazy eye. She also does not wear a bra, and when she lifts her arm up, her shirt has a habit of going up with it and revealing the bottom few inches of her breasts.

Sexual relationship

Ms. Choksondik had a sexual relationship with Mr. Mackey, the school counselor, in the episode Proper Condom Use, when the two characters realize that they are attracted to each other while discussing sex education. Mr. Mackey refers to a sexual experience at a much younger age as his only one, despite having been married in Ike's Wee Wee while on drugs, and having many instances with Liane Cartman. He could have forgotten about this event though. Ms. Choksondik confessed to being a virgin until then.

Death

The episode Professor Chaos ended on a cliffhanger (though it was revealed in the same episode) saying someone would die, in a parody of cliffhanger endings. It was revealed during this gag that Ms. Choksondik had died. In the following episode Simpsons Already Did It, the boys had put some of their Sea People in her coffee as a joke. (However this was not the cause of her death.) They went to find their Sea People to avoid getting caught and Cartman hid inside her cadaver to avoid being discovered by the mortuary staff. It was revealed in this episode when the boys were watching the news that Mr. Mackey's (her sexual partner) semen was found in her stomach, again, not contributing to her death. Her real cause of death is unknown.[1]

After this incident, the students were given two weeks off school. The new teacher was Mr. Mackey for a short period, until finally Mr. Garrison reprises his role as the boy's teacher.

Episodes where Ms. Choksondik is prominent

NOTE: Appears in various cameos since being their teacher much like Mr. Garrison throughout the first four seasons.

• Fourth Grade

(Her first appearance. Becomes the boys' teachers as they move up to fourth grade.)

• Proper Condom Use

(Has a sexual relationship with Mr. Mackey.)

• Professor Chaos

• Simpsons Already Did It

(Her last appearance, but not last mention. Died of causes unknown. She can also be seen in the large

crowd in Im a Little bit Country)

Notes

• Ms. Choksondik is from Denver.

• In an apparent play on the way children sometimes make fun of their teachers' names, the boys usually miss the obvious joke of Ms. Choksondik's unusual surname, calling her Ms. Makes-Me-Sick (Fourth Grade) or Ms. Chokes-On-Rocks (How to Eat with Your Butt). However, in "The Death Camp of Tolerance", they laughed at her name, implying that they might have finally gotten the joke.

• In Fourth Grade she was followed by kittens trying to obtain milk from her huge, sagging breasts.

• Ms. Choksondik was a virgin until Proper Condom Use.

• Ms. Choksondik, although killed off in a previous episode, was seen in the background in the show's 100th episode I'm a Little Bit Country.

• In the Japanese dub of the series, Ms. Choksondik is voiced by Kenji Nomura.
• In fourth grade you can see her tits while talking to the Principal and Chief.(They were all disgusted by it.