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"Dawg's Theme" is a parody of Ozzy Osbourne's theme song for the reality TV show Dog the Bounty Hunter. It was featured in the Season Ten episode, "Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy".


Eric Cartman is selected to be South Park Elementary's new hallway monitor and the power goes over his head. He becomes "the dawg", a parody of the reality crime show Dog: The Bounty Hunter. A music montage plays introducing his crew.


First Version

There's fear and darkness all around you
The criminals are on the run
No use in not having your hall pass
I'll take you to the principal 'cause I'm the Dawg
I am the Dawg, the big bad Dawg
The Hallway Monitor!

Dawg's crew of "badass guys".

Second Version

I got some badass guys to help me.
I only had to pay them fifteen bucks.
You think you got away with not having a hall pass?
You won't get away from me 'cause I'm the Dawg!
I am the Dawg, the big bad Dawg!

Songs from Season Ten
Afternoon Delight | Begin the Beguine | Can't Fight This Feeling | Cartman's Buck Rogers Theme | Dawg's Crew Theme Song | Don't Stop Believin' | Hey People, You Gotta Drive Hybrids Already | I'm Goin' Back to Cali | I Love to Brush My Teeth | Live to Win | Love Will Keep Us Together | Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye | Oh Yeah | Smuggy San Francisco Town | Song 2 | Symphony No. 9: Adagio - Allegro Molto | We Are the Champions | What Really Happened on 9-11? | Who's Got the Greatest Mom In The World?

See also: List of Songs | List of Minor Characters from Season Ten | Season Ten