"Dawg's Theme" is a parody of Ozzy Osbourne's theme song for the reality TV show Dog the Bounty Hunter. It was featured in the Season Ten episode, "Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy".
Background[]
Eric Cartman is selected to be South Park Elementary's new hallway monitor and the power goes over his head. He becomes "the dawg", a parody of the reality crime show Dog: The Bounty Hunter. A music montage plays introducing his crew.
Lyrics[]
First Version[]
There's fear and darkness all around you
The criminals are on the run
No use in not having your hall pass
I'll take you to the principal 'cause I'm the Dawg
I am the Dawg, the big bad Dawg
The Hallway Monitor!
Dawg's crew of "badass guys".
Second Version[]
I got some badass guys to help me.
I only had to pay them fifteen bucks.
You think you got away with not having a hall pass?
You won't get away from me 'cause I'm the Dawg!
I am the Dawg, the big bad Dawg!