The Crack Baby Athletic Association is founded by Eric Cartman in Season Fifteen's episode of the same name after seeing a public service announcement for the unfortunate crack babies with Sarah McLachlan. The crack babies are housed at the local hospital where they are filmed playing a game using a ball of crack cocaine put on the internet, reportedly receiving a thousand hits a day. The CBAA becomes so successful that an EA Sports offers a licensing deal for $100,000 and a celebrity guest appearance from Slash to play at the CBAA half-time matches.
The business crashes after EA Sports cuts Eric out of the deal for the video game rights and the company finds out Slash may not be a real person but instead is being impersonated at events and parties, including the children's fathers or mothers.
The Crack Baby Athletic Association staff[]
| Image | Name | Position | Description |
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Eric Cartman | CEO | Eric is the CEO of The Crack Baby Athletic Association. He founded the company and runs it. |
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Kyle Broflovski | Accountant | Kyle is the accountant. He manages the finances. |
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Craig Tucker | Talent scout | Craig and his partner, Clyde, look for new talent. |
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Clyde Donovan | Talent scout | Clyde helps Craig find new talent. |
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Butters Stotch | Video director Webmaster |
Butters helps maintain the company website. |