The Crack Baby Athletic Association is founded by Eric Cartman in Season Fifteen's episode of the same name after seeing a public service announcement for the unfortunate crack babies with Sarah McLachlan. The crack babies are housed at the local hospital where they are filmed playing a game using a ball of crack cocaine put on the internet, reportedly receiving a thousand hits a day. The CBAA becomes so successful that an EA Sports offers a licensing deal for $100,000 and a celebrity guest appearance from Slash to play at the CBAA half-time matches.
The business crashes after EA Sports cuts Eric out of the deal for the video game rights and the company finds out Slash may not be a real person but instead is being impersonated at events and parties, including the children's fathers or mothers.
The Crack Baby Athletic Association staff
|Eric Cartman||CEO||Eric is the CEO of The Crack Baby Athletic Association. He founded the company and runs it.|
|Kyle Broflovski||Accountant||Kyle is the accountant. He manages the finances.|
|Craig Tucker||Talent scout||Craig and his partner, Clyde, look for new talent.|
|Clyde Donovan||Talent scout||Clyde helps Craig find new talent.|
|Butters Stotch||Video director
|Butters helps maintain the company website.|