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The Crack Baby Athletic Association is founded by Eric Cartman in Season Fifteen's episode of the same name after seeing a public service announcement for the unfortunate crack babies with Sarah McLachlan. The crack babies are housed at the local hospital where they are filmed playing a game using a ball of crack cocaine put on the internet, reportedly receiving a thousand hits a day. The CBAA becomes so successful that an EA Sports offers a licensing deal for $100,000 and a celebrity guest appearance from Slash to play at the CBAA half-time matches.

The business crashes after EA Sports cuts Eric out of the deal for the video game rights and the company finds out Slash may not be a real person but instead is being impersonated at events and parties, including the children's fathers or mothers.

The Crack Baby Athletic Association staff

Image Name Position Description
EricCartmanCBAA.png Eric Cartman CEO Eric is the CEO of The Crack Baby Athletic Association. He founded the company and runs it.
KyleCBAA.png Kyle Broflovski Accountant Kyle is the accountant. He manages the finances.
CraigTuckerCBAA.png Craig Tucker Talent scout Craig and his partner, Clyde, look for new talent.
ClydeDonovanCBAA.png Clyde Donovan Talent scout Clyde helps Craig find new talent.
ButtersCBAA.png Butters Stotch Video director
Butters helps maintain the company website.

Minor Characters from Season Fifteen
Betsy MacIntosh | Bishop of Banff | Broadway Bros | Canadian Prime Minister | Chase | Christian Wulff | Crack Babies | Crack Baby Athletic Association (CBAA) | Dane Cook | Daniel | David Sawitzky | David Spade | David Weatherhead | Dean Howland | Duck President | Eugene Levy | Funnybot | Giant Reptilian Bird | Jacob Hallery | Jessica Pinkerton | Junichi Takiyama | Kevin James | Larry Feegan | Michael Moore | Miles Standish | Mr. Adams | Mr. Feegan | Mr. Peters | Mrs. Feegan | Ms. Bronski | Muscleman Marc | Natalie Portman | President's Council on Fitness, Sports & Nutrition Representative | Prince and Princess of Canada | Rebecca Turnod | Russell Brand | Sarah McLachlan | Secret Society of Cynics | Selena Gomez | Slash | Stephen Tamill | Steve Jobs | Tooth Decay | Two Farmers | Tyler Perry | U.S. Border Patrol | Vernon Trumski | Wayne D | Mr. and Mrs. Weatherhead | Mr. and Mrs. Whipple | Wikileaks | Zach Galifianakis

More information: List of Minor Characters from Season Fifteen | Season Fifteen