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Cornwallis Hankey is one of Mr. Hankey's children. He is presumed very smart, but he is conflicted with being a poo. He appears in the Season Four episode, "A Very Crappy Christmas" and South Park: The Stick of Truth.

Appearance

Cornwallis is a talking piece of excrement with an orange and blue hat, glasses, gloves and an orange scarf.

Personality

Cornwallis is deeply conflicted by being a poo, he does not see the bigger picture. His father, Mr. Hankey, sings him a song about it but later reveals he only did so because he wanted to "stop his bitchin'".

South Park: The Stick of Truth

Cornwallis plays a minor role in Mr. Hankey's quest Dropping the Kids Off. The New Kid must rescue him from hobos, who are using him for an entertainment "Shit Show", and return him to his parents.

Prominence

Trivia

  • Cornwallis sings with the voice of ex-Temptation Louis Price in "Circle of Poo", but with the high-pitched tones that Trey Parker gives to Mr Hankey when he sings "Santa Claus is On His Way" when on display to the hobos in the game.

References


Minor characters from Season Four
5th graders | Alice | Alinicia | Amber Hankey | Autumn Hankey | Bill Cosby | Billy | Billy Circlovich | Billy Harris | Boy with huge glasses | Cartman impostor | Chad | Chad's parents | Charlie Rose | Cheech and Chong | Chris | Christina Aguilera | Cornwallis Hankey | Dr. Roberts | Dr. Shay | Escaped convict | Estella | Fidel Castro | Filmore Anderson | Fingerbang | Flora Larsen | The Ghetto Avenue Boys | Gobbles | Hansen | Herbert Pocket | Horace Sanders | Howard Stern | James Taylor | Jeffrey Maynard | Jenny | Jenny's parents | Joe Gargery | Johnny Knoxville | JonBenét Ramsey | Lamond | Linda Cotner | Loogie | Loogie's associates | Mall manager | Mark Cotner | Miss Havisham | Miss Information | Mr. Harris | Mr. Sanders | Mr. Wyland | Mrs. Anderson | Mrs. Joe Gargery | Mrs. Harris | Mrs. Sanders | Mrs. Vladchik | NAMBLA | Pete Thelman | Phil Collins | Quaid | Quintuplets | Rich kid in Cherry Creek | Rick and Susan Tyler | Robby | Romanian father | Romanian guards | Romper Stomper | Rookie security guard | Rosie O'Donnell | Sally Bands | Scott Evans | Security guard | Simon Hankey | Sister Anne | Star Trek nerds | Steve | Tom Foley | Tom Green | Tony | Ugly girl | VH1 anchor | Walter Matthau | Weasel | Woman with pink dress

More information: List of minor characters from Season Four | Season Four

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