Cornwallis Hankey

Cornwallis Hankey is one of Mr. Hankey's children. He is presumed very smart, but he is conflicted with being a poo. He appears in the Season Four episode, "A Very Crappy Christmas" and South Park: The Stick of Truth.

AppearanceEdit

Cornwallis is a talking piece of excrement with an orange and blue hat, glasses, gloves and an orange scarf.

PersonalityEdit

Cornwallis is deeply conflicted by being a poo, he doesn't see the bigger picture. His father, Mr. Hankey, sings him a song about it but later reveals he only did so because he wanted to "stop his bitchin'".

ProminenceEdit

• "A Very Crappy Christmas" - First appearance. Briefly loses his Christmas spirit until Mr. Hankey sings to him The Circle of Poo.
• "I'm a Little Bit Country" - Seen in the crowd of people along with the rest of his family.

South Park: The Stick of TruthEdit

He plays a minor role in Mr. Hankey's quests, you must rescue him from hobo's, who are using him for an entertainment "Shit Show" and return him to Mr. Hankey and Autumn.

Trivia Edit

• Cornwallis sings with the voice of ex-Temptation Louis Price in Circle of Poo, but with the high-pitched tones that Trey Parker gives to Mr Hankey when he sings Santa Claus is On His Way when on display to the hobos in the game.

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