Cornwallis Hankey is one of Mr. Hankey's children. He is presumed very smart, but he is conflicted with being a poo. He appears in the Season Four episode, "A Very Crappy Christmas" and South Park: The Stick of Truth.

Appearance

Cornwallis is a talking piece of excrement with an orange and blue hat, glasses, gloves and an orange scarf.

Personality

Cornwallis is deeply conflicted by being a poo, he doesn't see the bigger picture. His father, Mr. Hankey, sings him a song about it but later reveals he only did so because he wanted to "stop his bitchin'".

South Park: The Stick of Truth

Cornwallis plays a minor role in Mr. Hankey's quests. The New Kid must rescue him from hobos, who are using him for an entertainment "Shit Show", and return him to his parents.

Prominence

Trivia

  • Cornwallis sings with the voice of ex-Temptation Louis Price in "Circle of Poo", but with the high-pitched tones that Trey Parker gives to Mr Hankey when he sings "Santa Claus is On His Way" when on display to the hobos in the game.

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