Cornwallis Hankey

Cornwallis Hankey is one of Mr. Hankey's children. He is presumed very smart, but he is conflicted with being a poo. He appears in the Season Four episode, "A Very Crappy Christmas" and South Park: The Stick of Truth.

Appearance

Cornwallis is a talking piece of excrement with an orange and blue hat, glasses, gloves and an orange scarf.

Personality

Cornwallis is deeply conflicted by being a poo, he doesn't see the bigger picture. His father, Mr. Hankey, sings him a song about it but later reveals he only did so because he wanted to "stop his bitchin'".

Prominence

• "A Very Crappy Christmas" - First appearance. Briefly loses his Christmas spirit until Mr. Hankey sings to him The Circle of Poo.

South Park: The Stick of Truth

He plays a minor role in Mr. Hankey's quests, you must rescue him from hobo's, who are using him for an entertainment "Shit Show" and return him to Mr. Hankey and Autumn.

Trivia

• Cornwallis sings with the voice of ex-Temptation Louis Price in Circle of Poo, but with the high-pitched tones that Trey Parker gives to Mr Hankey when he sings Santa Claus is On His Way when on display to the hobos in the game.

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