Classi (voiced by Kimberly Brooks) is a prostitute-for-hire. She made her first appearance in the Season Nineteen episode, "PC Principal Final Justice" as Nathan's slutty girlfriend. She's very specific on how you write and pronounce her name.
Background[]
Unknown is much about Classi, other than her job. She does seem to be known by others, as Randy recognizes her at the gun show.
According to the character, her name is written with "an I, and a little d*** that hangs off the C that bends around and f**** the L out of A**"; CLASS-I. She is possibly referring to an ogonek, meaning her name would be written as "C̨lassi". This is supported by the spelling used for her name on her "phone destroyer" character card and the print on the "CLASS-I-Mobile".
Since she owns a customized car, she might be wealthy to some degree. In spite of being a stripper and a prostitute, she seems to be very successful.
Appearance[]
Classi is a darker-skinned black female (of unknown adult years of age) with ombre dark brown/auburn frizzy hair. She wears makeup, gold jewelry, a low-cut, leopard-printed crop top, a denim miniskirt that exposes her black panties right away, and square-toed, strapped black heels. When seen from behind, part of her bottoms are exposed. She also has a pierced belly button with a golden belly-button stud.
Personality[]
Classi is dedicated to whomever pays her. She was Nathan's girlfriend, until he slapped her and told her to shut up, similar to how he would treat Mimsy. She has strength as well, as she easily beats up Nathan during the breakup. But she is compassionate, as she gives Jimmy his crutches and takes him to the gun show.
Relationships[]
Nathan[]
In "PC Principal Final Justice", Nathan hired her to be his girlfriend with the money he received from helping Leslie and the advertisements. Their relationship ended abruptly after she was slapped by him in a similar way to Mimsy, for which she assaulted him in violence.
Jimmy[]
She doesn't have much of a relationship with Jimmy at first. However, after Nathan slaps her, she goes on to help Jimmy stop the advertisements. She teams up with him and Officer Barbrady at the gun show, in order to alert Kyle about Leslie.
Video Games[]
South Park: The Fractured But Whole[]
During The Bowels of the Beast mission, Captain Diabetes and the New Kid try to chase after Classi in the Peppermint Hippo. After fighting past other Strippers, chefs of Buca De Faggoncini and Red Wine Drunk Randy, Classi was finally surrounded by the C*** and Friends who then asked her of the missing cat Scrambles for its reward money. Initially unwilling to give them the information, but after the New Kid delivers her medication, she finally reveals that the missing cats are being hidden in U-STOR-IT.
Later in The Thin White Line mission, she was almost fed to the elder god Shub-N*****ath, being rescued just in time by the superheroes. Following the events in Park County Police Station, she thanked the New Kid and offered to help them in combat, unlocking her Summon.
South Park: Phone Destroyer[]
Classi is a 5-Cost Epic Fighter of the Neutral theme. If her HP goes under half, she will stun all nearby enemies and triple her base Attack stat. However, her Attack stat will only remain tripled as long as her health remains under half. All of her lines are stock audio from South Park: The Fractured but Whole.
Prominence[]
- "PC Principal Final Justice" - Introduced as Nathan's girlfriend. Gets Jimmy to the gun show.
- "South ParQ Vaccination Special" - Seen at the end of the episode honoring that she has been vaccinated against COVID-19.
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