The Mole, whose real name is Christophe, appears to be a child around the age of the fourth graders, although his actual age is not given. The Mole smokes cigarettes, and has an outspoken grudge against God, whom he blames for everything wrong in the world. He also has a French accent, has an unkempt appearance, and carries a shovel with him on his back. He dresses in dark colors so as to not stand out and displays a very tough exterior, even going as far as to say to the three main characters, "Do you think this is TV kiddie hour where we all sit around licking Barney the dinosaur's fucking pussy?!". He, nonetheless, seems to be intimidated by his mother and still obeys her matriarchal status. He also expresses a dislike for guard dogs.
The Mole aided Stan, Kyle, and Cartman in infiltrating the USO Show, and would have succeeded in rescuing Terrance and Phillip if Cartman had not forgotten to shut down the security system. As a result, the Mole was attacked and killed by the army's guard dogs.
As he died, he sang a song (known as "The Mole's Reprise") while Kyle held him and softly eased him into his pending death. At his moment of passing, The Mole seemed to finally embrace the thought of meeting God in the next world.
The Mole, like everyone else who died in the war, was brought back to life after Kenny's wish.
According to the Mole, his mother attempted an abortion by stabbing him in the heart with a clothes hanger while he was still in the womb.
He made a brief appearance in "Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub", where he is seen on the Late Night with Conan O'Brien show while Stan channel surfs.
Quotes
- "God? He is the biggest bitch of them all!"
- "You realize that by doing this we could be grounded for two, perhaps even three weeks?"
- "Hey! You need to stop thinking with your dick! You have to be on your toes. Because I am not going to be grounded again! Not for you! Not for anybody!"
- "What do you think this is, kid? TV kiddy hour where we all sit around and lick Barney the dinosaur's fucking pussy? Huh? This is real life, with consequences you take to the grave!"
- "I fucking hate guard dogs!"
- "If anything goes wrong, make a sound like a dying giraffe."
- Kyle: "Dude, we don't have watches!"
- The Mole: "Sheet! Did you bring ze mirror?"
- Stan: "Got it."
- The Mole: "And ze rope?"
- Stan: "Check."
- The Mole: "And ze buttfor?"
- Kyle: "What's a buttfor?"
- The Mole: "For pooping, silly." [takes a puff on his cigarette]
- Kyle: "Be careful, dude!"
- The Mole: "Careful? Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in ze heart with a clothes hanger while I was still in ze womb?" [turns around and begins tunneling]
- Stan: " Damn, dude. That kid is fucked up."