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"Christmas Time in Hell" is a song sung by Satan in the Season Three episode, "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics". Satan sings the song after hearing Adolf Hitler's sad version of "O Tannenbaum".

Many deceased celebrities appear as residents of Hell during the song, including;

A picture of Andy Dick is seen above Satan's fireplace.


Well I'll tell you what,
Maybe we'll have ourselves a little Christmas, right here.
C'mon everyone, gather 'round!

String up the lights and light up the tree,
we're gonna make some revelry,
spirits are high, so I can tell
it's Christmas time in hell!

Demons are nicer as you pass them by,
there's lots of demon toys to buy,
the snow is falling and all is well,
it's Christmas time in hell!

There goes Jeffrey Dahmer, with a festive Christmas ham,
after he has sex with it he'll eat up all he can.
And there goes John F. Kennedy, caroling with his son,

JFK & Son:
Reunited for the holidays, god bless us everyone!

Everybody has a happy glow,
let's dance in blood and pretend it's snow,

Even Mao Tse-tung is under the spell,
it's Christmas time in hell!

Adolf, here's a present for you!

(Unwraps present to find a Christmas tree)
Ein Tannenbaum!'

Yes, ein Tannenbaum!

God cast me down from heavens door,
to rule in hell for ever more,
but now I'm kinda glad, that I fell,
 'cause it's Christmas time in hell!

Here's a rack to hang the stocking on,
we still have to shop for Genghis Khan,
Michael Landon's hair looks swell,
it's Christmas time in hell!

There's Princess Diana,
holding burning mistletoe,
over poor Gene Siskel's head,
just watch his weenie grow!

For one day we all stop burning,
and the flames are not so thick,
all the screaming and the torture stops,
as we wait for old St. Nick!

So, string up the lights and light up the tree,
we're damned for all eternity,
but for just one day, all is well,
it's Christmas time in hell!

Gather close together,
and make it quick,
we gotta make room for
Andy Dick.

Wake his mother and ring the bell,

It's, Christmas time...
Christmas time...
It's Christmas, time, in, hell!

Jimmy Stewart:
Merry Christmas, movie house!


  • The song went viral for accidentally being played at a British hardware store. [1]


Songs from Season Three
Auld Lang Syne | Believe | Carol of the Bells | Christmas Medley | Christmas Time in Hell | Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel | Falling Away from Me | Getting Gay With Kids | Got to Buy Chinpokomon | Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas | Help Me Buy Chinpokomon | Holy Diver | Home School Miracle | I Am Chewbacca | I Hate You Guys | I Saw Three Ships | Kumbaya | Love Bug | Merry Fucking Christmas | Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo | My Country Tis of Thee | O Holy Night | O Tannenbaum | Rebecca's Song | Sexual Harassment Panda | Shelly, Shelly | Silver Bells | Sleigh Ride | Soaring So High | The Brown Note | The Menstrual Cycle Song | The Morning After | Turds! | Wild Wild West Rap | You and Me, Girl

See also: List of Songs | List of Minor Characters from Season Three | Season Three