- For other uses, see Christopher (Disambiguation).
Chris Swollenballs is a news reporter who was the lead reporter for Channel 4 News from Season Five to Season Nine, working with anchor Tom Pusslicker.
Appearance[]
Chris Swollenballs wears a brown suit, a white and blue shirt, and a dark red tie. He has combed blond hair and blond eyebrows.
In "Night of the Living Homeless", Chris Swollenballs wears a dark blue suit, a white shirt, and a light blue tie. He also has a different head shape and hair style since his prior appearance in "Bloody Mary".
Prominence[]
- "Chef Aid"
- "Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow" - Reports on the Earth Day Festival for the arrival of Terrance and Phillip.
- "Jared Has Aides" - Reports about Jared's speech on "Aides/AIDS". After realizing the misunderstanding, he informs on the AIDS statement which became funny.
- "Fun with Veal" - Reports about the kidnapping of baby cows by the boys.
- "A Ladder to Heaven" - Reports about the construction of the ladder to Heaven by the boys.
- "Krazy Kripples" - Reports on Christopher Reeve's speech.
- "I'm a Little Bit Country" (cameo) - Interview the boys. Later, he reports on the war rally.
- "Red Man's Greed" - Reports about the South Park citizens trying to stop the Native Americans from building a highway there and about the SARS outbreak in the city.
- "Christian Rock Hard" - Reports on the strike of Moop and other musicians.
- "Grey Dawn" - Reports on the elderly who have to hand over their driving license after road accidents caused by the latter while the seniors were driving at the same time.
- "Casa Bonita" - Reports on the disappearance of Butters.
- "Cartman's Incredible Gift" - Report on the murder of the "serial copycat killer".
- "Die Hippie, Die" - Reports on Hippies' growth in South Park.
- "The Losing Edge"
- "The Death of Eric Cartman" - Reports the arrest of the Red Cross robbers.
- "Ginger Kids" - Reports the assault of the non-Ginger actress from Annie Warbucks by the Ginger Separatist Movement. Afterwards, interviews them.
- "Trapped in the Closet" - Reports that Tom Cruise has locked himself in Stan's closet and interviews R. Kelly. Later, reports that Cruise, along with R. Kelly and John Travolta have come out of the closet.
- "Free Willzyx" - Interview the ALF.
- "Bloody Mary" - Reports about the statue of the Virgin Mary bleeding from her "butt".
- "Night of the Living Homeless" - Reports on the amount of homeless that have overrun the town.
Trivia[]
- Rick Watts and Creamy Goodness are both based directly on the same model, each with a similar body to Tom Pusslicker. The former is referred to as Chris in "Cripple Fight".