- For other uses, see Christopher (disambiguation).
After promising to fuck 7.6 million to death within the first year of presidency in the Commander-in-Chief forum, Mr. Garrison became desperate and requested help from his advisers on achieving the goal. Chris Christie suggested the president to swim in a pool in Florida so that he can contract the Zika virus, and then fuck as many people as he can. This idea was dismissed by Garrison, claiming that it would take too long and there is no guarantee that every pool in Florida carries the virus.
Chris Christie has dull brown hair and appears overweight. He wears a navy blue working suit over a light blue shirt and red tie, black pants and black shoes.