- For other uses, see Christopher (Disambiguation).
| “ | Satan, I'm a 90's man, I cry when I need to. | ” |
–Chris | ||
Chris is one of Satan's boyfriends who appears in the Season Four episode, "Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?", and its sequel "Probably". He is mentioned in the Season Six episode, "A Ladder to Heaven".
Background[]
Chris becomes Satan's new boyfriend after he seemingly killed Saddam Hussein. He is a Nutritionist and rather nice to Satan. However, as Satan seems to like the way Chris treats him, he is not sexually attracted to him.
In the episode "Probably", Chris and Saddam Hussein are both competing for the love of Satan. They end up in a fight, Satan brings them apart, and declares he doesn't want to be with either of them and that he needs some alone time for himself.
Chris died because of slipping down an escalator in a mall.
Appearance[]
Chris has curly black hair with prominent sideburns, thin eyebrows, and wears black framed glasses. He wears a baby blue T-shirt with white stripes and green cargo shorts. He also wears a dark green belt, long white socks, a gold chain, and brown sandals. Aside from being moderately built, he has no other distinguishing features.
Personality[]
Chris is extremely amiable and mild, he is warm and kind to all people, he never loses temper and he always deals with things in a calm and peaceful manner. He insists on reconciling with Saddam even if he knows that Saddam means to kill him.
At first, Satan describes Chris' personality as "stable", but later discovers that Chris is too cowardly and weak to get along with him, as well not providing much to Satan sexually. He then calls Chris a "pussy" and breaks up with him.
Prominence[]
- "Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?"
- "Probably"
- "A Ladder to Heaven" (mentioned)
Trivia[]
- Chris is a parody of Rufus Sewell from the movie Bless the Child.
- He is voiced by Dian Bachar and is credited as Jack Oldman.
- Although he looks like a perfect candidate for Heaven, he ended up in Hell. This is due to the fact that only Mormons, Saddam and Kenny (in "South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut" and "Best Friends Forever", the episode that begin to show non-Mormons being granted access) are allowed into Heaven, regardless of deeds or nature.
- While explaining the USA's intel on Hell to the press in the Season Six episode, "A Ladder to Heaven", President George W. Bush outlines the sub-plot to "Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?" by mentioning the love triangle between Satan, Chris and Saddam Hussein.
- In South Park: The Fractured But Whole, a photo of Chris appears in the Police Department.
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