"The Cheesy Poofs Theme Song" is sung by Eric Cartman in the Season Two episode, "Roger Ebert Should Lay off the Fatty Foods".
Background[]
Instead of joining the rest of the class at the Planetarium, Eric Cartman sneaks off and auditions for a Cheesy Poofs commercial. He is hired to be in the advertisement, where he is dressed to look like a gigantic Cheesy Poof. Every time Cartman sings the song, the producers cut it and think it is wrong. For the commercial's final cut, Cartman's act was cut and replaced with a more elaborate commercial with a professional singer singing the theme song. The sole uncut part was Cartman in costume saying "lame". Despite this obvious case of misrepresentation, Cartman is thrilled at being on TV.
Trivia[]
- The Cheesy Poofs Theme Song has the same melody as the theme for NPR's All Things Considered.
- The theme song can be heard when a Cheesy Poofs power up is used in South Park: Big Wheel Death Rally.
- In the Cantonese dub of "Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls", this song is used as a replacement for the "Chocolate Salty Balls" song played during the credits.
Lyrics[]
I love cheesy poofs.
You love cheesy poofs.
If we didn't eat cheesy poofs,
We'd be LAME!
International Lyrics[]
Já rád křupinky
Ty rád křupínky
A kdo je nemá rád
ať chromý
Ich mag Käsebällchen
Du magst Käsebällchen
Isst du niemals die Käsebällchen
Bist du lahm
Amor Quesitos Poofs
Amor Quesitos Poofs
Sin Quesitos Poofs
Sería tan aburrido
Adoro Queijitos
Vem do leite da vaca
Quem não gosta de Queijitos
É muito babaca
I love Cheesy Poofs
You love Cheesy Poofs
Cheesy Poofsを食べなきゃ
バカになる
Сирні Пундики
Люблять малюки
Як не з'їм Пундики
Буду я слабкий
我愛芝士波
你愛芝士波
唔吃芝士波冇高潮
我愛起司胖
你愛起司胖
垃圾食物起司胖
一級ㄅㄧˋㄤ