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"Cheddar Cheese Girl" was a fictional song created by Elton John in the Season Two episode, "Chef Aid".


Looking for musicians to play his benefit concert, Chef and the boys travel to England to find Chef's past friends in the music business. While visiting Elton John, he tells the boys about his first meeting with Chef in a nightclub during 1963. Wherein Chef tells Elton about Bernie Taupin who he suggests hiring for aid in writing better lyrics. He also gave advice on changing his image to flashier costumes and glasses.


Oh, oh, you're my cheddar cheese girl
You're soft but firm, and you go well with wine
Oh oh, cheddar cheese girl
Cheddar, cheddar cheese girl

Songs from Season Two
All That She Wants | Ave Maria | Bingo | Brad Logan | Bubblegoose | Cheddar Cheese Girl | Cheesy Poofs Theme Song | Chocolate Salty Balls | Come Sail Away | Conjoined Twin Song | Dodgeball Song | Footloose | German Dance | Happy Holiday | Hark! The Herald Angels Sing | Hava Nagila | Huntin' and Killin' | Hush, Little Baby | I Can See Clearly Now | I'm a Believer | In the Ghetto | It's a Rockin' World | Jimmy Crack Corn | Love Is a Battlefield | My Best Friends | Nearer, My God, to Thee | Nothing From Nothing | Nowhere to Run | O Canada | Over the River and Through the Woods | Piece of Meat | Runaway, Come Home | She Works Hard for the Money | Simultaneous | Stars and Stripes Forever | Stinky Britches | Swingset, Swingset | The Rainbow | The Sign | Time of the Season | Underpants Gnomes Work Song | Wake Up Wendy

See also: List of Songs | List of Minor Characters from Season Two | Season Two