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"Canadian Alphabet" is an educational song taught by the Canadian language teacher Mr. Stkrdknmibalz in the Season Nineteen episode, "Where My Country Gone?". The song is a parody of the "Alphabet song", first copyrighted in Boston 1835.


Mr. Garrison is sent to a mandatory Canadian language class for his insensitive remarks about the Canadian students and to learn the Canadian alphabet.


W-X-EH and (FART).
These are Canadian ABC's,
Susie likes hairy balls - what do you think of these?

Songs from Season Nineteen
Amazing Grace | Bad To The Bone | Canadian Alphabet | Feels So Good | Fuck tha Police | Genius of Love | Got To Be Real | He's Got the Whole World in His Hands | Hear My Prayer | Indita Mia | In My Safe Space | PC Chant | Say Something | The Book of Love | The Safety Dance | The Yelper Special | U Can't Touch This | Watch Me (Whip-Nae Nae) | Where Has My Country Gone?

See also: List of Songs | List of Minor Characters from Season Nineteen | Season Nineteen