Cafeteria Fraiche is an imagined television cooking show hosted by Randy Marsh. It first appeared in the Season Fourteen episode, Crème Fraiche.


Randy has a dream of emulating his heroes of the Food Network by demonstrating to the audience how to cook various meals. While he cooks, he gets more and more aroused, at one point saying "Ohhh, ohh that's so fuckin' hot".


La lalala la la..
Lalalalala la, fraîche, fraîche.
Crème fraîche, Cafeteria Fraîche. Lalalalala fraîche. Ho ho hohoho.
Fraîche. Cafeteria Fraîche.


  • The song's style and vocals closely resemble those of "Trololo", a Soviet-era song by Eduard Khil that became an Internet meme.

Songs from Season Fourteen
Are You Ready for the Summer? | Cafeteria Fraiche | Chicken On The Rocks | Faith | Five Steps | La Grange | Lake Tardicaca Hula Gal | Time of the Season | You and Cthulhu

See Also: List of Songs | List of Minor Characters from Season Fourteen | Season Fourteen

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