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The Cable Company Worker is a receptionist for Get Cable Company who appears in Season Seventeen episode "Informative Murder Porn".


With TV shows depicting excessive sex and violent murder blocked by the boys and other children, the parents petitioned the company to get their shows back, only to find unhelpful staff rubbing their nipples while sarcastically complaining they can do nothing to help.

Later, as the boys went to the company to take down the murder porn channels altogether, they were treated no different from the parents, with the staff claiming that they can't remove certain channels from packages.


The worker appears with black hair and goatee. He wears a navy blue "Get Cable Company" uniform that includes two velcro flaps on the chest (exposing his nipples to rub on), along with grey pants, black belt and black shoes


Minor Characters from Season Seventeen

Aaron Hagen | Alec Baldwin | Anderson Cooper | Cable Company Worker | Canadian Therapist | Chief Joe | Coach Miles | Cody | Corey Lanskin | DMV Workers | Edgar Allan Poe | George R. R. Martin | George Zimmerman | Ginger Cow | Howard Flannigan | Jehovah's Witnesses | Man with Brown Jacket | Michael's Parents | Mr. Biggle | Mr. Hagen | Mrs. Zimmerman | National Security Agency | Nelly's Mom | Niles Lawson | Obese Woman Shopper | Old Cap | Pat Conners | Princess Kenny | Rick | Rick Tellmore | Ryan | Sarah Flannigan | Sinéad O'Connor | Steve Ballmer | Tammy Thompson | Terry | Terry's Wife | The Sony President | Thompson | Unnamed Black Vampire | Van Halen | Yo Gabba Gabba!
More information: Season Seventeen | List of Minor Characters from Season Seventeen