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The Cab Driver is a South Park citizen who appears in several episodes of the show.

His most notable role was in the episode "Erection Day", where he helps Jimmy Valmer catch Nut Gobbler from Q-Money, who had stolen her with the intention of killing her, acting as their cab drive during the chase. He later made a cameo appearance in the same role in "Follow That Egg!", where he gives Stan and Kyle a lift.

Like most citizens of previous seasons, he does not appear much in current seasons.


He wears a white shirt under a brown coat, pale green pants and black shoes. He has messy grey hair.


South Park: The Fractured But Whole[]

He also appears in South Park: The Fractured But Whole, where he replaces the Photo Dojo photographer and the Pedophile Cameraman.


  • He was not one of the cab drivers featured in "Handicar".