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"The Bowels of the Beast/Script" | "CLASSIfied/Script" | "Alternate Universes Collide Again/Script" | 
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Script[]
| CLASSIfied | |
| The New Kid enters Jimmy's house and approaches Classi sitting on the couch and trimming her fingernails | |
| Oh, it's you again. Sup, hero? Don't be fartin' in my face and shit. Hey Fastpass, one of your superhomies is here! | |
| Oh, hey New Kid. The Coon told me he wants you to question the witness so go ahead. Have at it. | |
| The New Kid simply stares at Classi | |
| Go ahead, New Kid, ask her anything you want. | |
| Still no response from the New Kid | |
| Oh, that's smart. Using the silent treatment can really make a witness antsy. | |
| All right, look, I know y'all need my help and shit, but I ain't talking til you go get my medication. | |
| Your medication? | |
| Yeah, I can't think straight without my medication. You gotta go pick up my prescription, all right? [passes a slip of paper to the New Kid] Until you get my prescription, I ain't tellin' you little heroes fuck all nothing! | |
| Well, all right, fine. Looks like you got more work to do, New Kid. But before you go back out in the world, I wanna show you something that might hep your crime fighting. Let's get up to my room, fast. | |
| Fastpass takes the New Kid and whizzes through. They are now in Jimmy's room. Fastpass goes up to his computer | |
| All right, New Kid. It's time to take your super powers to the next level. Go ahead and stand in the DNA fibulator. | |
| The New Kid takes their place on a small platform covered by an umbrella. Small sparks goes through the New Kid's body | |
| All right, New Kid. Just stand still and I'll talk you through this. | |
| The New Kid begins meditating. Now the player has access to DNA powers | |
| Check out the new hero DNA slot I opened up for you. Stuff you insert here will make a big impact on your combat pow... your combat pow.... effectiveness. | |
| Once the player has selected a DNA power to use | |
| Well, all right. Now you know what real power feels like. Pretty dang good. | |
| The player returns to the cutscene in Jimmy's room | |
| That should do it, New Kid. Hope you have a grasp of it. Now get out there and kick some b-b-booty. | |
| End of CLASSIfied | |