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C*** Girl


C*** Girl is the superhero alter-ego of Wendy Testaburger. She made her debut appearance in South Park: The Fractured But Whole.

Personality[]

Before officially committing as a member of the Freedom Pals, C*** Girl worked alone, keeping herself above the civil war in favor of investigating the larger crisis gripping South Park. She forms a strong bond with the New Kid, believing that they are the only one who understands the larger situation besides her; as such, she often looks out for their well-being and helps them when she can. If the New Kid is female, she even gives her a friendship bracelet beside the park bathroom before setting out on the "(You Can) C*** on Me" mission.

C*** Girl seems to have unprecedented abilities, as she can actually hack into security systems, aiding in breaching U-STOR-IT when all the gates shut and locked, making her have abilities that aren't imaginary.

C*** Girl's relationship with the other heroes is somewhat unstable; depending on the situation, she can be trying to keep them on track, mildly flirting with them, or mocking some of their quirks (such as claiming that Kyle had a much cooler costume in The Stick of Truth or taking a selfie with a hysterical Mosquito in the background with the caption "Boys are kinda cute when they cry. #sorrynotsorry").

Appearance[]

C*** Girl wears a pink mask over her eyes and a headset on her left ear. She also wears a purple tank-top with a white strap that holds her cell phones and other gadgets, pink gloves, a pink skirt and pink shoes. Befitting her theme, she often uses social media slang and internet terminology in battle.

Background[]

C*** Girl first appears during the Raisins Girls' ambush of the New Kid, using her hacking abilities to troll the Raisins Girls and scare them into retreat. She comments that the New Kid has made powerful enemies thanks to their bust of the Italian mafia the previous night, warning them that someone is uniting the crime families in a bid to become mayor of South Park. She assures the New Kid that they can rely on her assistance when necessary before leaving to continue searching for clues on social media.

C*** Girl returns during Night 2, appearing on the roof before C*** and Friends during their infiltration of U-STOR-IT. She reminds them that someone is uniting every criminal element in South Park for a nefarious purpose before reassuring them that she'll be there to help them when they get into trouble; the C***, however, was unimpressed, commenting that "apparently anyone can become a superhero now." Nevertheless, C*** Girl stuck to her word, provided clues to uncover the secrets. C*** Girl also showed up and joined Coon and Friends in battle when they uncovered the Methheads' operation to harvest cat urine to taint the drugs and alcohol of South Park. She was an available combat buddy ever since.

The day after the defeat of Professor Chaos, C*** Girl asked for the New Kid's help in renewing her phone's data plan after it was mysteriously cancelled. When they went to D-Mobile, they found that the staff had been replaced by Crab People, forcing them to defeat the Crabs and their manager, Crab King; afterwards, C*** Girl firmly allied herself with the New Kid for future missions. This came in handy when Doctor Timothy turned Coon and Friends against the New Kid following the defeat of Shub-N*****ath; C*** Girl and Professor Chaos were the only ones completely unaffected by the mind control, allowing them to assist their friend in the resulting brawl. C*** Girl didn't appear during the entire process of the alliance between two sides, she also had no role at all in the franchise plan which Doctor Timothy had created.

After the Coon betrayed the newly united heroes under the guise of Mitch Conner, C*** Girl began tracing the C***s he made to the New Kid, eventually triangulating the villain's location at the South Park Community Center, where everyone found the Coon.

C*** Girl worked with the Freedom Pals during the genetics lab mission. She was frightened when the incidents happened. She also pushed Doctor Mephesto to install an app that operates the tour tram; this attempt failed as the lab is a D-Mobile dead zone. When Mitch Conner revealed his seven-step plan to the Freedom Pals, C*** Girl stealthily took a photo with her phone.

Ten days later, when the Freedom Pals reached the mayor's office, only to discover that Mitch Conner had been sworn into office, C*** Girl was in shock and was the first to concede defeat.

C*** Girl fought with the New Kid when they traveled back to the first day, trying to convince the past kids that what the future-selves were doing was more than a game, however, nobody listened and Clyde even showed his disgust regarding C*** Girl's words, saying "This is why we didn't have girls to play in the first place." She joined the New Kid, Human Kite, and Mysterion in battle against High Jew Elf Kyle (while commenting on how much cooler Kyle looked back then, to Human Kite's annoyance).

During Mitch Conner's final attempt to inaugurate himself as mayor, C*** Girl asked the New Kid to upload the photos containing the plans of Mitch Conner.

Prominence[]

Abilities[]

C*** Girl is a versatile character who is effective at most ranges. Her Selfie-Stick Strike is a powerful melee attack that can make it tougher for the victim to move around; alternately, she can use her Blocked ability to draw a foe's attention to her. At long range, she can damage and weaken foes with Phone Destroyer, one of the few attacks in the game that can hit at any range. Finally, her ultimate attack is lethally effective against groups of enemies; if there is only one or a few, however, Phone Destroyer is usually a better option, as Flash Mob doesn't take very much health.

Most of C*** Girl's abilities can inflict Defense Down on their targets, increasing the damage she and her allies inflict on them. She also has high health, making her a good choice for most fights. Her main weakness is crowd control; aside from her Ultimate, all of her abilities target a single enemy.


South Park: The Fractured But Whole Superhero
C*** Girl Information
File:Portrait C***girl.png Class Gadgeteer
Health
Move 2
Description A gadgeteer and white-hat hacker with a heart of gold. C*** Girl viciously trolls crime on social media and IRL. Equally adept at doxing, trolling and debuffing.
List of abilities
Ability Range Attribute Effect Status
File:C***girl power4.png
Flash Mob
Damage and Defense Down to all foes.

Spunk

422.5% Damage

325% Damage

242.75% Damage

195% Damage

Defense Down
File:C***girl power1.png
Selfie-Stick Strike
Whack a foe and apply Slow.

Brawn

422.5% Damage

325% Damage

242.75% Damage

195% Damage

Slow
File:C***girl power2.png
Phone Destroyer
Damages and inflicts Defense Down.

Spunk

273% Damage

210% Damage

157.5% Damage

126% Damage

Defense Down
File:C***girl power3.png
Blocked
Gain Block and Enrage a foe.

Spunk
None Enraged
Blocking


Trivia[]

  • C*** Girl has many mobile devices, way more than two. And due to her providing a cell phone to the New Kid during "The Hundred Hands of Chaos", the latter actually now has more than one mobile device, different from others in the group.
  • Surprisingly not pointed out by any of the characters, a "C*** girl" is a euphemism for a prostitute (literally "a girl ordered by phone") and is derogatory towards women. This play of words may be deliberate on Wendy's part.
    • Interestingly, the literal meaning of this name in English (a girl that is good at C***ing) is largely lost in other languages, leaving only the prostitute part in the name.
  • C*** Girl's ultimate ability involves a mobile app called "Chinpokomon Go", a parody of Pokémon Go.
  • C*** Girl's Phone Destroyer attack is a direct reference to South Park: Phone Destroyer, a mobile app produced for South Park that was released in the same year as South Park: The Fractured But Whole. Henrietta even acknowledges this, as when C*** Girl uses her Phone Destroyer attack, Henrietta will comment on it being a corporate tie-in.
  • Unlike the other heroes on C***stagram, C*** Girl has a separate account for herself.
  • C*** Girl is the only playable character in South Park: The Fractured but Whole who can damage an enemy at any range with a normal ability.
    • She is also the only playable character in the main game that the New Kid never fights at any point in the story (excluding if she gets Charmed).

International Names[]

Language Title Remarks
French Rabatteuse
Italian Ragazza Squillo
Polish Dziewczyna na Telefon
Portuguese (Brazil) Disque-Mulher
Spanish (Latin America) La Escort
Spanish (Spain) Escort
Playable Fractured But Whole Characters
The Amazing Butthole | The Coon | Mysterion | Professor Chaos | Human Kite | Toolshed | Fastpass | Mosquito | Tupperware | Super Craig | Wonder Tweek | Call Girl | Captain Diabetes | Henrietta | Mintberry Crunch
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