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For other uses, see Brian (disambiguation).
November 2014 Featured Article Winner

Brian Boitano is an Olympic gold-medalist figure skater, whose professional career has spanned two decades. He has been repeatedly referenced in South Park, usually preceded by the catchphrase "What would Brian Boitano do?" He is a fictionalized version of the celebrity, one of few to be portrayed in a positive light.

Appearance

Brian has small eyes, as well as a generally small head. He wears a red, v-neck shirt, white blouse, black pants, and dark gray ice skates.

Personality

He is portrayed as kind, caring and knowledgeable. He is also heroic, saving the world from various dangers in during the song "What Would Brian Boitano Do?" in South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut.

Trivia

  • Brian Boitano was the first celebrity to appear on South Park.
  • Boitano provided the foreword to the book South Park Guide to Life.
  • Brian Boitano now has a cooking show on the Food Network entitled What Would Brian Boitano Make?, a clear reference to the song "What Would Brian Boitano Do?".
  • On South Park, it is believed he is capable of breathing fire and time travel, among other things.

Prominence


Sports Celebrities
Alex SpanosArturo GattiBarry BondsBen RoethlisbergerBrett FavreBrian BoitanoColin KaepernickDale Earnhardt Jr.Dan SnyderDanica PatrickEdgeElin NordegrenJ.J. WattJames HardenJason GiambiJay CutlerJay GrudenJeff GordonJerry JonesJim IrsayJim RomeJimmie JohnsonJohn CenaJohn ElwayKobe BryantLance ArmstrongLeBron JamesMagic JohnsonMark McGwireMatt HasselbeckMatt KensethMichael BufferMichael JordanMichael WilbonMills LaneMr. TNaomi OsakaNFL Owners and PresidentsPaul AllenRoger GoodellSteve BisciottiSteve McNairTiger WoodsTom BradyTony KornheiserTony StewartVince McMahonWill Barton
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