Brian Boitano is an Olympic gold-medalist figure skater, whose professional career has spanned two decades. He has been repeatedly referenced in South Park, usually preceded by the catchphrase "What would Brian Boitano do?"



  • Brian Boitano was the first celebrity to appear in South Park.
  • Boitano provided the foreword to the book South Park Guide to Life.
  • Brian Boitano now has a cooking show on the Food Network entitled What Would Brian Boitano Make?, a clear reference to the song "What Would Brian Boitano Do?"
  • Within the South Park universe, it is believed he is capable of breathing fire and travel through time, among other things.


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