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Brian Boitano is an Olympic gold-medalist figure skater, whose professional career has spanned two decades. He has been repeatedly referenced in South Park, usually preceded by the catchphrase "What would Brian Boitano do?" He is a fictionalized version of the celebrity, one of few to be portrayed in a positive light.

Appearance[]

Brian has small eyes, as well as a generally small head. He wears a red, v-neck shirt, white blouse, black pants, and dark gray ice skates.

Personality[]

He is portrayed as kind, caring, and knowledgeable. He is also heroic, saving the world from various dangers during the song "What Would Brian Boitano Do?" in South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut.

Trivia[]

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The icon for Brian's Twitter

  • Brian Boitano was the first celebrity to appear on South Park.
  • Boitano provided the foreword to the book South Park Guide to Life.
  • Brian Boitano now has a cooking show on the Food Network entitled What Would Brian Boitano Make?, a clear reference to the song "What Would Brian Boitano Do?".
  • In South Park, it is believed he is capable of breathing fire and time travel, among other things.
  • Despite being portrayed in a positive light, he still appeared alongside the many other celebrities who got ridiculed in "200" and "201".
  • An image of the South Park version of Brian is used as his Twitter account's profile picture. This particular image is a still taken from the episode: "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride."
  • According to "What Would Brian Boitano Do? Pt. II", Brain is from a planet called "Kryluck" and was sent to earth for the purpose of saving humanity.

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