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The Book Mobile Driver was a character who appeared in the Season Two episode, "Chickenlover".


He was the flamboyant operator of The Booktastic Bus, where he frequently refers to reading as "magic", hoping to inspire individuals to read books. He taught Officer Barbrady on how to read through a series of clues left in his books. Through the clues, the driver was revealed to be the serial rapist of chickens called the "Chickenlover". He was seen falling unconscious when Barbrady struck him in the head with a police club.

However, he appears to have recovered. In South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, during the song "Mountain Town", Gerald Broflovski reads a newspaper with the article "Bookmobile Driver Released!" on the front page with a photograph of the Book Mobile driver.

Criminal record[]

  • Bestiality: In "Chickenlover", he molested and raped numerous chickens.


He had large ginger hair with a mustache and a small goatee. He wore a purple top with a rainbow vest and a white cape with rainbows. He also wore purple bell bottoms adorned with a rainbow design on each leg.


He was a very eccentric and flowery individual, who was highly passionate about the wonders of reading and took great enjoyment in teaching others about reading. However, he was also very sexually disturbed, as he molested numerous chickens, meaning he engaged in bestiality. That was something he saw as perfectly natural and acceptable. Despite the disgusting and illegal nature of such behavior. Owing further to this dementia, the fact that he used this practice to make Barbrady more literate highly suggests a self righteous "ends-justify-the-means" kind of mindset.



Minor Characters from Season Two
34-Year-Old Asian Man Who Looks Strikingly Similar to Ricardo Montalbán | Alanis Morissette | Alexandra Cartman | America's Most Wanted Actors | Big Black Scary Monster | Bob Denver | Bob Thomas | Book Mobile Driver | Boy with Red Shirt | Brent Musburger | Brett Favre | Buck | Buck Jr. | Buddy Ebsen | Calvin | Canadian Judge | Carrot Top | Cartman's Unnamed Relatives | Celine Dion | Charles Manson | Charlie | Chinese Commentators | Chinese Dodgeball Players | COPS TV Film Crew | Cosette | Creamy Goodness | Dr. Schwartz | Dr. Katz | Dr. Tristan Adams | Dwight Schultz | Elvin Cartman | Eric Roberts | The Evil Boys | Fat Bob | Flo Kimble | Florence Cartman | Fred Cartman | Fred Savage | Frida | George Peppard | Harold Cartman | Howard Cartman | Jesus and Pals Producer | Johnnie Cochran | John Postum | John Walsh | Judge Moses | Kevin | Larry | Leslie | Lisa Cartman | Mabel Cartman | Marcus | Michael Jackson Fan | Mr. Big Record Producer | Mr. Freely | Mr. Romero | Mr. T | Mr. Twig | Mrs. Stevens | Murrey Broflovski | Michelle's Husband | Nurse Gollum | Ozzy Osbourne | Peter | Phyllis | Robert Redford | Roy | Runaway Girls | Sally Dion | Scott | Shari Lewis | Sid Greenfield | Spookyfish | Steve Irwin | Stevie Wonder | Stu | Swimming Instructor | Teenage Hippies | Tiny Alien | Tom | Tom and Mary | Tommy Fritz | Toto | Ugly Bob | Uncle Stinky | Underpants Gnomes | Unplanned Parenthood Counselor | Van Gelder | Washington Dodgeball Players | Young Hippie

More information: List of Minor Characters from Season Two | Season Two