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Bono's Butler is a butler who appears in the Season Eleven episode "More Crap".


Stan Marsh travels to Bono's Residence and try convinces Bono to allow his father to achieve the record as the "world's biggest crap", only to be met with retaliation from Bono himself. As Randy is attempting his new record at the European Fecal Standards and Measurements Board, the butler calls up Stan to head down to the headquarters in Switzerland, explaining that Randy may not survive the attempt. The butler then reveals that Bono was not the record holder, but the record itself.


Bono's butler wears the standard butler uniform with a bowtie under a jacket, as well as white gloves and purple shirt.