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Kyle holding David Blaine's book

Blaintology was the religious cult featured in the episode "Super Best Friends" who followed David Blaine and his teachings. Followers had to have a shaved head, whether they were male or female; this confused a few characters as they couldn't tell who was who, Stan even questions who he is at one point. Blaintologists were multi-cultural and any religion was welcome, even if you were already Jewish (like Kyle) or any other religion (most Bliantologists were Roman Catholic). A book written by David Blaine about his "miracles" intitled David Blaine: Teachings, was used as a sort of holy book in the religion. Blaine tries to make his religion tax excempt but the Super Best Friends (Jesus, Buddha, Moses, Muhammad, Seaman, Joseph Smith, Krishna and Lao Tse) managed to convert his followers back to their orginal believes by causing him to flee which therefore destroyed their faith in him as he abandoned them.


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