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| + | |type = Religious Cult |
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| + | |enemies = [[Super Best Friends (Group)|The Super Best Friends]] |
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| + | |gender = Various |
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| + | |age = Various |
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| + | |member1 = [[David Blaine]] |
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| + | |member2 = [[Steven]] |
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| + | |member3 = [[Stan Marsh]] (former) |
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| + | |member4 = [[Kyle Broflovski]] (former) |
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| + | |member5 = [[Eric Cartman]] (former) |
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| + | |member6 = [[Kenny McCormick]] (former) |
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| + | |member7 = [[Butters Stotch]] (former) |
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| + | |member8 = [[Herbert Garrison]] (former)}} |
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| + | '''Blaintology''' was the religion (i.e. cult) featured in the episode "[[Super Best Friends]]". Their followers are the Blaintologists, who followed [[David Blaine]] and his teachings. Followers had to have a shaved head, whether they were male or female; this confused a few characters as they couldn't tell who was who, [[Stan Marsh|Stan]] even questions who he is at one point, and has to put his poofball hat back on. |
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| ⚫ | Blaintologists were multi-cultural and any religion was welcome, even if someone was already Jewish (like [[Kyle Broflovski|Kyle]]) or any other religion (most Blaintologists were Roman Catholic). A book written by David Blaine about his "miracles" entitled "''[[David Blaine: Teachings]]"'', was used as a sort of holy book in the religion. Blaine tries to make his religion tax exempt, unfortunately for him the request is denied and so he persuades his followers to commit a mass suicide to protest and force approval of the tax exemptment title; but the [[Super Best Friends (Group)|Super Best Friends]] ([[Jesus Christ|Jesus]], [[Buddha]], [[Moses]], [[Muhammad]], [[Seaman]], [[Joseph Smith]], [[Krishna]] and [[Lao Tse]]) managed to convert his followers back to their original beliefs by causing him to flee which therefore destroyed their faith in him as he abandoned them. |
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| + | [[es:Blaintología]] |
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| + | [[zh:布莱恩教信徒]] |
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[[Category:Organizations]] |
[[Category:Organizations]] |
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Revision as of 13:30, 2 June 2021
Blaintology was the religion (i.e. cult) featured in the episode "Super Best Friends". Their followers are the Blaintologists, who followed David Blaine and his teachings. Followers had to have a shaved head, whether they were male or female; this confused a few characters as they couldn't tell who was who, Stan even questions who he is at one point, and has to put his poofball hat back on.
Blaintologists were multi-cultural and any religion was welcome, even if someone was already Jewish (like Kyle) or any other religion (most Blaintologists were Roman Catholic). A book written by David Blaine about his "miracles" entitled "David Blaine: Teachings", was used as a sort of holy book in the religion. Blaine tries to make his religion tax exempt, unfortunately for him the request is denied and so he persuades his followers to commit a mass suicide to protest and force approval of the tax exemptment title; but the Super Best Friends (Jesus, Buddha, Moses, Muhammad, Seaman, Joseph Smith, Krishna and Lao Tse) managed to convert his followers back to their original beliefs by causing him to flee which therefore destroyed their faith in him as he abandoned them.
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