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The Black-Haired Scientist is an unnamed minor character who first appear in the Season Eleven episode, "Imaginationland, Episode II".


He is first seen working on the Project Imagination Doorway in "Imaginationland, Episode II" as an operator of the portal to the imagination at the Pentagon.

In "Tonsil Trouble", he seen working under the Senior AIDS Researcher in the AIDS Research Center, totally doubting his superior and Mitch's (his cohort) hypothesis based upon Magic Johnson's life that injecting a person with "about 180,000$" concentrated right to the vain will cure AIDS. This hypothesis is proven correct by Kyle Broflovski's recovery from AIDS.

He makes in a cameo in "Over Logging".

In "Pee", he is one of the scientists who comes over to help with the pee flood in Pi Pi's Splashtown.

In "Gluten Free Ebola", he is working at the USDA.


He is a black-haired man. He wears a white lab coat over a brown pullover, shirt and tie, and dark gray pants.


Minor Characters from Season Eleven
Abraham Lincoln | Alex Hart | Allison | Angelina Jolie | Baahir Hassan Abdul Hakeem | Bill Donohue | Bono | Bradley | Charles Kincade | Chris Hansen | Cinderella | Council of Nine | Dr. David Nelson | Dr. Zonder | Emir Hadi | European Fecal Standards and Measurements Board | Frank Waters | Freddy Krueger | Gandalf the Grey | Glen | Glinda the Good Witch | Hare Club for Men | Hillary Clinton | Hillbilly Brigade | Jake Jabs | Jay Cutler | Jesse Jackson | Kelly Mayfield | Luke Skywalker | ManBearPig | Mayor of Imaginationland | Michael Bay | M. Night Shyamalan | Morpheus | Mr. Donaldson | Mr. Hakeem | Mrs. Hakeem | Nelly | Pastor Phillips | Pat Sajak | Patty Nelson | Pope Benedict XVI | Popeye | Professor Teabag | Queen Elizabeth II | Rauf Xerxes | Rita Struthers | Ron Zappolo | Ryan | Snarf | Stormtroopers | Strawberry Shortcake | Substitute Teacher | Thad Jarvis | The Lollipop King | Thomas | Tom Shane | Travis Mayfield | The Ugly Kids | Tumon | Vanna White | Vice President Greg | Vladimir Stolfsky | Wario | Wonder Woman | Zeus

More information: List of Minor Characters from Season Eleven | Season Eleven