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For other uses, see Bill (Disambiguation).

Bill Keegan is a news reporter and sometimes anchor for Channel 4 News. He first appeared in the Season Nineteen episode, "Naughty Ninjas".

He is the main news anchorman in Season Nineteen, Season Twenty and most of Season Twenty-One, but is shifted into acting as a reporter afterward.

Background

Bill became the news anchor for the Channel 4 Evening News. His former colleagues, including Tom and Kevin Jarvis, remember him for his work at WCFO and for being a douchebag at the conventions. They believe him to be a sellout and believe he is working for the evil advertisements trying to destroy humanity, but he remains the main anchor for a while after Leslie Meyers' defeat.

From "Dead Kids" on, he appears to be an on-location reporter instead.

During the COVID-19 Pandemic, he became jealous that young people like him are being denied vaccine, and older people are getting theirs, and begins lashing out on his partner Tom while on the air when they report on stories about vaccinations.

Prominence

South Park: The Fractured But Whole

He appears as the newscaster for Good Morning South Park which is shown at the end of The Bowels of the Beast, The Hundred Hands of Chaos and The Thin White Line missions. He is addressed as Tom by the Midget Wearing a Bikini.

Trivia

  • Like the previous news anchors and reporters, he is sometimes referred to as 'Tom.
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