- For other uses, see Bill (disambiguation).
Bill is the town's latest news anchor for the Channel 4 Evening News, he is remembered by his colleagues for his work at WCFO and for being a douchebag at the conventions. He's a sellout and working for the evil advertisements trying to destroy humanity, but he remains the main anchor even after Leslie Meyers' defeat.
- "Naughty Ninjas" - Debut.
- "Sponsored Content" - Cameo.
- "Truth and Advertising" - Cameo.
- "Member Berries"
- "Doubling Down"
- "Splatty Tomato"
- "Let Them Eat Goo"
- "Turd Burglars"
- "The Pandemic Special" - Reported on the students' escape from South Park Elementary.
- "South ParQ Vaccination Special" - Constantly gets into arguments with the anchorman.
He appears as the newscaster for Good Morning South Park which is shown at the end of The Bowels of the Beast, The Hundred Hands of Chaos and The Thin White Line missions. He is addressed as Tom by the Midget Wearing a Bikini.