The Bijou Cinema is a location in South Park. The cinema was first seen in "Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls", but was destroyed by Mel Gibson in the episode "The Passion of the Jew". It was rebuilt with a new look.
The Cinema's exterior is oblong shaped with two entrances either side of a ticket booth which is in the middle. Above the ticket booth is the Cinema's name and on either side of the name is the movie board where the name of the latest movie is displayed.
So far, inside it is quite small, it has only one screen hence one or two movie names shown on the board at any one time. It has traditional red seats split into 3 sections, far left, far right and the center. There are two exits.
- "Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls" - Wendy and Stan watch various independent films here.
- South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut - The Boys watch Asses of Fire here.
- "Scott Tenorman Must Die" - Cartman fails to pay to get in with pubes..
- "Cartmanland" - The theatre uses the "You Can't Come" technique.
- "How to Eat with Your Butt" - Cartman watches "Grossout Comedy 8" to try and get his humour back.
- "Free Hat" - The boys discover the horrific remakes that have been made.
- "Child Abduction is Not Funny" - The boys go to watch Men in Black 2 but Tweek freaks out seeing a different ticket operator.
- "The Passion of the Jew" - The boys watch The Passion of the Christ.
- "AWESOM-O" - Seen during My Robot Friend.
- "Best Friends Forever" - Kenny plays Heaven vs. Hell here.
- "Tsst" - Seen during the Nanny 911 intro.
- "The China Probrem" - The boys watch Indiana Jones being "raped" in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.
- "Dances with Smurfs" - Cartman rages after discovering his book Dances with Smurfs has been made into Avatar.
- "You Have 0 Friends" - Kip Drordy comes here with his "friend" Kyle.
- "You're Getting Old" - The boys try to enjoy a movie without Stan's moaning, but he doesn't even make it through the trailers.
- "Ass Burgers" - Stan watches Jack and Jill.
- "Raising the Bar" - Seen during the Here Comes Fatty Doo Doo commercial.
- "Handicar" - Stephen and Linda show Gerald and Sheila Handi Car.
- "Fort Collins" - Cartman remembers how he ranted about how much the new Ghostbusters sucked.
- Damien Thorn - Found at the back of the cinema.
- Fatdactyl - Collected when shot off the ticket booth.
Chaos Kids hang out by here. When the New Kid fights them, the Bijou Cinema Ticket Operator makes mean comments about how bad the fighting is.
- Twin Stick Shooters - Found on the upper area of the theatre (Fartkour required).
Can be found on one of the front seats.