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Big Game Huntin' With Jimbo
The New Kid speaks to Jimbo at his shop.
Jimbo
The Guide to South Park Wildlife is everything a hunter needs to know about beasts of Central Colorado. Got some things for sale might help your hunting. Interested?
When the New Kid purchases the book.
Jimbo
You kill anything in that guide, you come back and see ol' Jimbo and Ned! The best part of hunting is bragging about it to other hunters!
When the New Kid speaks to Jimbo after defeating the Canadian Barking Spider.
Jimbo
Aw, I hate spiders. Sure hope you blasted the heck out of it.
When the New Kid speaks to Jimbo after defeating the Mutant Bacteria.
Jimbo
Man, you showed that bacteria what a real hunter looks like!
When the New Kid speaks to Jimbo after defeating the Bloodsucking Fruit Bat.
Jimbo
All right! Looks like that bat's sucked its last fruit!
When the New Kid speaks to Jimbo after defeating the Penis Mouse.
Jimbo
That mouse was making us all look bad. In more ways than one, eh, Ned?
Ned
Speak for yourself.
When the New Kid speaks to Jimbo after defeating the Rabid Junkyard Dog.
Jimbo
Nice work! I remember when I bagged my first dog.
When the New Kid speaks to Jimbo after defeating the Farm Cow.
Jimbo
This one's real personal for me and Ned. We lost half our unit to a farm cow when we were stationed in Hanoi.
If the New Kid returns to Jimbo with outstanding tasks.
Jimbo
I can't wait to see what you kill next!
If the New Kid returns to Jimbo with all creatures slayed.
Jimbo
Far as we're concerned, you're a damn hero, kid. We're both proud to know you.
Ned
I have no words.
Jimbo
You're probably the best hunter this town has ever seen! Right up there with me and Ned in our prime! Right, Ned?
Ned
Straight up.
End of Big Game Huntin' With Jimbo
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