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The basketball court is a public play area in South Park and a frequent hangout for the boys.



Cartman hogs the ball from Kyle during a basketball game. Al Gore appears in a ManBearPig costume and hands the boys "ManBearPig awareness" fliers. Randy picks them up, and is skeptical about Al.

"Lice Capades"

The boys take Kenny here to give him a sock bath for failing a blood test, and lying about his lice. Even though Cartman manipulated the test, and Mrs. Garrison revealed that they all had lice, they continued to give him a sock bath anyway.

"Night of the Living Homeless

A group of homeless people rest on the ground at the basketball Court. Cartman barely jumps over a homeless person on his skateboard, and continues to do so in other places.

"Guitar Queer-O

Cartman argues with Craig for "cheating" during a basketball game. Butters comes to tell Cartman and the rest of the boys that Stan and Kyle are about to break one million points at guitar hero.

"Obama Wins!"

Stan and Kenny hang out with Craig's Gang here, and are later alerted by Kyle of Cartman's hand in the false election.

"Freemium Isn't Free"

Satan sends Stan through a portal here from Hell after possessing his body to defeat the Canadian Minister of Mobile Gaming. The portal opened from the ground of the basketball court. Fire, and arms were visible while Stan emerged from it.


While Cartman, Stan, and Kenny play a basketball game, Kyle shows up, angry, and begin arguing with Cartman about Ike not getting out of his room because of his YouTube blog.

"PC Principal Final Justice"

After Kyle tells Butters, Kenny, and Cartman that they need to buy guns to be safe, they appear at the basketball court with their new guns.


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South Park: The Stick of Truth

Main Quest

The New Kid is sent here to speak to Monica Ryland so the girls can try and find out if she is the two-faced bitch.

After Recruit the Girls is complete, the Pleases and Sparkles club is revealed to be in the girls' bathroom.

Side Quests

The "Hide and Seek" quest is triggered here when the New Kid speaks to Filmore.

The basketball court is one of the locations to knock down the banners for DogPoo Petuski.



  • Billy - Friended upon completing Hide N Seek.
  • Filmore - Friended upon completing Hide N Seek.
  • Flora - Friended upon completing Hide N Seek.
  • Jenny - Friended upon completing Hide N Seek.
  • Quaid - Friended upon completing Hide N Seek.
  • Sally - Friended upon completing Hide N Seek.

South Park: The Fractured But Whole

Main Quest

Near the end of Day Two, Toolshed calls the New Kid here to thank him for helping Randy in A Randy Mystery. The Coon then insults Toolshed, before the Freedom Pals confront them, and Civil War 2: Playtime's Over begins. During the fight, Doctor Timothy mind controls various kindergarteners to aid him in the fight.

During To Catch a Coon, Mitch Conner sends the new kid here to take a selfie with Natalie.

Side Quests

Call Girl calls the New Kid to the bathrooms here to request his help in getting her phone fixed.



  • Dogpoo - Located near the restrooms.
  • Filmore - Located in the park. Cannot be selfied till after Ike is selfied.
  • Natalie - The New Kid takes a selfie with her as part of To Catch a Coon.

Yaoi Art

  • Starlight Whispers - Located in the boys' restroom.
  • Who's Your Seme? - Located in the girls' restroom.


  • Empathy Surge - Collected after defeating the Freedom Pals.


  • Majestic Horn - Found in a tree (Fartkour required).
  • Majestic Suit - Found in a tree (Fartkour required).
  • Brainiac Helmet - Collected after defeating the Freedom Pals.
  • Brainiac Suit - Collected after defeating the Freedom Pals.
  • Brainiac Gloves - Collected after defeating the Freedom Pals.
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