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The basketball coach is the coach of the Colorado state team who appears in the Season Nine episode, "Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina".


He tells Kyle who tries out that Jewish people cannot play basketball which upsets him. After getting his surgery, Kyle tries out again and succeeds in making it on the team. When Mr. Garrison's testicles in Kyle's kneecaps explode at the basketball game, the coach screams like a little girl in horror and runs from the scene. At the end of the episode, he is seen talking to a police officer with another coach who was next to him at the game and when the incident happened.



The basketball coach is well built and appears to be middle-aged as he has wrinkles on his face. He also has brown hair.


Minor Characters from Season Nine
Animal Liberation Front | Bill Owens | Blonde-Haired Girl | Brian (Sea Park Announcer) | Chinese Mafia | Clark Denver Sea Park Security Guard | Doctor Lindsay | Dr. Biber | Dr. Pal | Hippies | Jakartha | Jambu | John Travolta | Karate Instructor | Laura | Marjorine | Mike (Sea Park Announcer) | Nicole Kidman | Nut Gobbler | Q-Money | R. Kelly | Shauna | Super Awesome Talent Agency | Sylvester Stallone | Tom Cruise | Tom Nelson | Wing Han Tsang | Xenu | Zazul

More information: List of Minor Characters from Season Nine | Season Nine