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Barbershop Quartet is a group of songs the boys sang in the Season 21 episode "Hummels & Heroin".

Background

Stan decides to steal Ms. McGullicutty's hummels in order for his grandpa to become the "head bitch" at Shady Acres, so the other boys create a distraction by singing some songs in a barbershop quartet style. The residents react to the songs in extreme distaste and eventually leave.

Lyrics

Insane in the Membrane


Cartman:
I'm insane in the membrane
All:
Insane in the membrane
Butters:
Insane in the brain
All:
Crazy insane, got no brain
Cartman:
In the membrane

Milkshake


Cartman:
Myyy Milkshake brings all the boys
All:
To the yard And they're like [Pops] It's better than yours
Cartman:
Damn right [Pops]
All:
It's better than yours
Cartman:
My hot milkshake

Rape Me


All:
In the cool, cool winter
Cartman:
Rape me
All:
In the hot, hot summertime
Rape me, my friend

Two Princes


Cartman:
 If you
All:
Want to call me baby
Cartman:
Just go ahead now

When I Come Around


All:
No time to search the world around
When I come around
When I come around
Cartman:
I come around

Trivia

  • Each of these songs are real songs, sung in a barbershop quartet style.
    • Insane in the Membrane by Cypress Hill
    • Milkshake by Kelis
    • Rape Me by Nirvana
    • Two Princes by Spin Doctors
    • When I Come Around by Green Day
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