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Barbershop Quartet is a group of songs performed by Eric Cartman, Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, and Butters Stotch in the Season Twenty-One episode, "Hummels & Heroin".

Background[]

Stan decides to steal Beatrice McGullicutty's hummels in order for his grandpa to become the "top bitch" at Shady Acres. The other boys create a distraction by volunteering to perform some songs for the residents in a barbershop quartet style. The residents react to the songs in extreme distaste and eventually leave.

Lyrics[]

Insane in the Brain[]


Cartman:
I'm insane in the membrane
All:
Insane in the membrane
Butters:
Insane in the brain
All:
Crazy insane, got no brain
Cartman:
In the membrane

Milkshake[]


Cartman:
Myyy Milkshake brings all the boys
All:
To the yard And they're like [Pops] It's better than yours
Cartman:
Damn right [Pops]
All:
It's better than yours
Cartman:
My hot milkshake

Rape Me[]


All:
In the cool, cool winter
Cartman:
Rape me
All:
In the hot, hot summertime
Rape me, my friend

Two Princes[]


Cartman:
 If you
All:
Want to call me baby
Cartman:
Just go ahead now

When I Come Around[]


All:
No time to search the world around
When I come around
When I come around
Cartman:
I come around

Trivia[]

  • Each of these songs are real songs, sung in a barbershop quartet style.
    • "Insane in the Brain" by Cypress Hill
    • "Milkshake" by Kelis
    • "Rape Me" by Nirvana
    • "Two Princes" by Spin Doctors
    • "When I Come Around" by Green Day


Songs from Season Twenty-One
1980s Music Montage | A Witch Pursuit Thing | Barbershop Quartet | Brick In Yo Face | Everybody Have Fun Tonight | Give Life A Try | He Kissed Me | Hokey Pokey | Hold My Hand | Humble | I Want Candy | (If Loving You Is Wrong) I Don't Want to Be Right | Look What You Made Me Do | Put It Down | Stressed | The Number of the Beast | The Wheels on the Bus | They Got Me Locked Up In Here | Unfaithful | Whistle

See also: List of Songs | List of Minor Characters from Season Twenty-One | Season Twenty-One

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