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"The Ballad of Paris Hilton", is a parody of the theme from the animated film, The Hobbit. It was featured in the Season Eight episode, "Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset".

Background[]

Mr. Slave challenges Paris Hilton to "Whore off", on stage, in front of her girl fans. Mr. Slave devours her body, trapping Paris in his rectum. While in there, she is confronted by the Frog King, who tells her how to escape.

Lyrics[]

A great adventure is waiting for you ahead.
Hurry onward Paris Hilton or you will soon be dead.
The road ahead is filled with danger and fright
But push onward, Paris Hilton, with all of your might.
Paris Hilton…Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton…Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton…Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton…Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton
Stupid whore!

Trivia[]


Songs from Season Eight
Achy Breaky Heart | Adagio for Strings | Animals Close-Up With a Wide-Angle Lens | Ballad of Paris Hilton | Christmas Time is Once a Year | Dance Sucka | Get Ready for This | I've Got Some Apples | I've Got Something In My Front Pocket | If You Leave Me Now | I Love to Brush My Teeth | Jeffy's Song | Kumbaya | Let's Fighting Love | Let's Ride the Train | Lose Yourself | Movin' On Up | My Robot Friend | My Roots | My Wishing Tree | Push It to the Limit | Seasons Change | Stars and Stripes Forever | Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset | The Future Begins With You and Me | The Power to Change | Touch My Body | Vote or Die! | Who Let the Dogs Out | Woodland Critter Christmas

See also: List of Songs | List of Minor Characters from Season Eight | Season Eight

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