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Back Door S**** 9 is a pornographic film appearing as the focus of the Season Six episode, "The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers". It is purported to be the "single most vile, twisted, dark piece of porn ever produced" and is cited to make "Crotch Capers 3 look like Naughty Nurses 2".

Background[]

In "The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers", Randy Marsh rents both Back Door S**** 9 and Lord of the Rings, the latter for the boys and the former for himself and his wife, Sharon. In an effort to loan Lord of the Rings to Stephen and Linda Stotch, Randy accidentally loans them the pornographic film instead.

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One frame from the film.

After Butters Stotch views the film, his behavior, and attitude changes; he emulates Gollum from the Lord of the Rings franchise. The boys retrieve the tape and discuss with their friends what to do with it. Unable to understand why the tape causes aberrant behavior, the group allows Tolkien Black to view it.

Tolkien returns in a catatonic state and declines further participation. The boys, Craig Tucker, Jimmy Valmer, and the kindergartner Filmore Anderson are later elected to embark on a quest to return the film to Two Towers Video Store in Conifer. During their journey, they are pursued by the 6th Graders.

Once at the store, the film and Butters Stotch are deposited in the dropbox and the group is intercepted by their parents and the 6th Graders. The parents, not knowing that the boys have not seen the film like Butters and Tolkien, explain and attempt to make them understand the content of the film.

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South Park: The Stick of Truth[]

This DVD can be picked up as a junk item from Mr. Slave's PO box in the Post Office. A key is required to access the PO box.

Trivia[]

  • According to the DVD commentary, the audio track heard during the episode is from an actual porn film.
  • Since Gerald asked if it was as bad as that pornographic film, it can be assumed that Crotch Capers 3 is an incredibly popular porno while Naughty Nurses 2 is incredibly unpopular.
  • According to Tolkien, the porno scenes contained a woman that had has four penises in her at the same time, who then peed on men and five people with dwarfism spanking a man covered with Thousand Island dressing.

International Titles[]

Language Title Translation
Czech Podlouhlé štětky čas 9 Oblong S**** 9
French Salope anal 9 Anal s*** 9
German Spielende Scheiden 9 Playing (With) Vaginas 9
Hungarian Anál Vadász 9 Anal Hunter 9
Italian Troia da dietro 9 S*** from behind 9
Japanese 後ろからどうぞナイン
(Ushiro kara dōzo nain)
Please Come Behind Me 9
Mandarin Chinese 哈利波霸
(Hā lì bōbà)
N/A[note 1]
Portuguese (Brazil) Orgia anal 9 Anal Orgy 9
Spanish (Latin America) Ramera 9 S**** 9
Ukrainian Вуличне Повіє 9
(Vulychne Poviye 9)
Street Prostitutes 9

Notes[]

  1. A combination of "哈利" from "哈利波特", the Chinese title for Harry Potter, and "波霸" (lit. "boobs").
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