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Baahir Hassan Abdul Hakeem was a male fourth grader at South Park Elementary, who appears in the Season Eleven episode, "The Snuke".

Appearance

Baahir has olive skin and curly, black hair, that is shaved around the sides. He wears a sky-blue, button-up shirt and dark gray trousers.

Personality

He was portrayed as nice and slightly over-trusting, even befriending Butters Stotch and going to his house, despite only knowing Butters for a few hours.

Family

Parents

Baahir's parents, Mr. Hakeem and Mrs. Hakeem, were kidnapped by Cartman when he was trying to find out the location of their son. He then tortured them by farting in their faces. When they refused to respond, professing that they didn't know where Baahir was, Cartman then injected his arm with a syringe full of apple juice, warning them that apple juice gives him "super bad farts". He left them tied up and imprisoned after he found out that Baahir was at Butters' house. Due to their abominable experiences in South Park, the Hakeems moved away at the end of the episode. Cartman rejoiced at this, saying that not only did his bigotry save the country from the real terrorist attacks, but it also got rid of the Muslim family.

Relationships

Butters Stotch

Immediately after moving to South Park, he makes a fast relationship with Butters and, after he is forced to move away by his parents, Butters is the only person who is visibly disappointed.

Eric Cartman

When Baahir first moved to South Park, Cartman immediately suspected him of being a terrorist, presumably because of his race and religion. Cartman went so far as to ask Mrs. Garrison to have Baahir checked for bombs. It turned out that Baahir was not a terrorist, although Cartman's bigoted behavior towards him contributed to saving America from a real terrorist attack, which was going underway at the time.

Trivia

  • Although Baahir's surname is supposed to be "Hakeem", when Kyle reads Baahir's Myspace page, it lists him as "Bahir Habeem". It also says his name is Mohammed Lamed elsewhere on the page.
  • Baahir's MySpace page lists him as 8 years of age. However, to be eligible to register for the site, one must be 13 years of age.

References

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See also
List of Female 4th Graders | List of Male 4th Graders | Portal:Characters
South Park families

Main Characters' Families
Broflovski Family | Cartman Family | Marsh Family | McCormick Family

Other Characters' Families
Adams-Makowski Family | Barbrady Family | Biggle Family | Black Family | Burch Family | Charlotte's Family | Cotswolds Family | Daniels Family | Donovan Family | Garrison Family | Gray Family | Gueermo Family | Hakeem Family | Hankey Family | Harrison Family | Mackey Family | Malkinson Family | Mephesto Family | Nelly's Family | Red's Family | Rodriguez Family | Stevens Family | Stotch Family | Tenorman Family | Testaburger Family | Tucker Family | Turner Family | Tweak Family | Valmer Family | White Family


Minor Characters from Season Eleven
Abraham Lincoln | Alex Hart | Allison | Angelina Jolie | Baahir Hassan Abdul Hakeem | Bill Donohue | Bono | Bradley | Charles Kincade | Chris Hansen | Cinderella | Council of Nine | Dr. David Nelson | Dr. Zonder | Emir Hadi | European Fecal Standards and Measurements Board | Frank Waters | Freddy Krueger | Gandalf the Grey | Glen | Glinda the Good Witch | Hare Club for Men | Hillary Clinton | Hillbilly Brigade | Jake Jabs | Jay Cutler | Jesse Jackson | Kelly Mayfield | Luke Skywalker | ManBearPig | Mayor of Imaginationland | Michael Bay | M. Night Shyamalan | Morpheus | Mr. Donaldson | Mr. Hakeem | Mrs. Hakeem | Nelly | Pastor Phillips | Pat Sajak | Patty Nelson | Pope Benedict XVI | Popeye | Professor Teabag | Queen Elizabeth II | Rauf Xerxes | Rita Struthers | Ron Zappolo | Ryan | Snarf | Stormtroopers | Strawberry Shortcake | Substitute teacher | Thad Jarvis | The Lollipop King | Thomas | Tom Shane | Travis Mayfield | The Ugly Kids | Tumon | Vanna White | Vice President Greg | Vladimir Stolfsky | Wario | Wonder Woman | Zeus

See Also: List of minor characters from Season Eleven | Season Eleven